Audience - Wiš'adel

[holyspirits]

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[sarkazm]

Pretty sure mine wasn't that close to killing me... but it never hurts to know.

[holyspirits]

[ :( ]

You're sick?

[sarkazm]

Have been for a while! Most of us Sarkaz are.

[sucks to be extra susceptible to it...]

[holyspirits]

I didn't know.

[ ... ]

What are Sarkaz?

[sarkazm]

What I am. My people. 'Devils', if you listen to everybody else!

[holyspirits]

I'm only listening to you. [ headtilt. ] Do you think you're devils?

[sarkazm]

It's useful. If they call us devils... it's out of fear.

[holyspirits]

That wasn't really my question.

[sarkazm]

Then- sure, sometimes we are. I've called myself one plenty of times.

[holyspirits]

So you're devils... sometimes?

[sarkazm]

I just wouldn't say all of us are!

[holyspirits]

So Sarkaz aren't devils.

It's just that some people are devils in general.

[ they're working so hard to understand. ]

[sarkazm]

Ugh, I'm really not the person for this. Where's Hoederer when you need him...

How did they put those stupid word problems. Every devil is a Sarkaz, but not all Sarkaz are devils?

[holyspirits]

That makes sense then. But it was a lot of extra detail when you could have just said "No."

[ but that's okay. ]

Why are people afraid of you? Just because a lot of you are sick?

[sarkazm]

We've been at war with pretty much the rest of the world for I don't even know how long. I don't really care about dusty old conflicts like that-- but the situation now is that they see us as less than them.

[holyspirits]

Then if you were to earn your redemption, would you want to stay in Heaven? Or go back into a war you don't care about?

[sarkazm]

I do care.

[she has to correct that immediately.]

I care about ending it.

[holyspirits]

So it's only how it started that you don't care about.

[ they nod. that makes sense to them. wars are long; whole generations get born into conflicts they didn't start and won't see end. ]

Then you would go back?

[sarkazm]

I would. But before we go in a circle about this, I can still want to go back without wanting any of this redemption business!

[holyspirits]

Well, you can want it, of course. But it won't happen.

[ they shrug! ]

[sarkazm]

Sure, sure, I get it. I still think this god of yours needs to work on their selection process.

[holyspirits]

That would defeat the whole purpose.

[sarkazm]

Why would it?

[holyspirits]

If the goal is to prove that anyone can be redeemed and deserves a grace period to try... then selecting only the candidates you know will succeed negates any meaning drawn from the results.

That would just be how it's always worked until now.

[sarkazm]

So by candidates, you mean they've already decided everyone here needs it. Right?