W5 PLAYER CYOA - Daigo, Eupha, Saber, Wisadel

[holyspirits]

fist fist fist fist

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[rippled]

[ is saber an omega worm right now is that what that tag was saying ]

[boxcar]

[ For some reason, when Wis'adel whips out that golden pass, the music track changes. And a HUGE vapourwave portion opens up from the far end of Hell.




And a massive train just comes in and BLASTS Guy Fieri. It's definitely one of those cartoonish moments where a person just gets fully OBLITERATED and you have no idea what the hell happened to them. It doesn't even matter. There's a slight awkward silence.

AND THEN A LOUD SERIES OF CHEERS AND HOOTINGS!! All 10,000 rats are cheering, the arcade machine is firing off lasers that explode into digital fireworks in the sky, Richie sorry I mean the TRUE HACKER is giving each and every single one of you a whooping high-five.

One of these cars is straight up the shoe car you saw from earlier. Someone is in it. He comes out to greet you. It's a new police chief who was appointed in the absence of Jing Yuan. Don't worry about that guy. ]

Excellent work, gang. Thanks to you guys, Donk City is safe from Satan and his ridiculous party schemes.
Now let's get you all home.

[ Also yeah you're an omega worm I guess. ]

REWARDS

[boxcar]

[ Wow, uh. You guys sure went through something, didn't you. How the hell are you going to explain any of this?

Anyway, you can get into the train (something draws you to the shoe car) and get taken back to where you're from, still coming off the high of your epic party bash. At some point along the ride home, the post-party clarity kicks in and your Kung Fury delusions wear off slowly...

You get to keep a couple of your souvenirs though!

Tuskpir
(A shaped friend...)
A little guy. Maybe he can eat some of your bad dreams for you.

Train Ticket
(This is the will of the weak!)
Summon a miniature toy train to pile-drive someone to moderately heal them of an injury (small wounds, left-over bruises/scars, etc).

Pipe Bomb
(You think you're hot shit?)
It's a pipe bomb. It's about a person-sized explosion.

Lucky Coin
(Wish on a 50/50.)
Feeling uncertain or unlucky? Flip the coin and leave it to fate (get a small boost of luck/reroll one dice if the situation calls for it).

You may decide amongst yourselves who gets what.

Additionally, even though you're sane (?) again, you feel a constant urge to reply to things unprompted with FUCK YOU or a middle finger. Alternatively, if you want to be polite, you can keep compulsively making absolutely terrible puns, or hallucinate viral pop-ups in your vision. This will last just until before trial begins.

Thanks for playing!!!...something... anyway watch Kung Fury. ]