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[personal profile] boxcar 2025-03-20 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ For some reason, when Wis'adel whips out that golden pass, the music track changes. And a HUGE vapourwave portion opens up from the far end of Hell.




And a massive train just comes in and BLASTS Guy Fieri. It's definitely one of those cartoonish moments where a person just gets fully OBLITERATED and you have no idea what the hell happened to them. It doesn't even matter. There's a slight awkward silence.

AND THEN A LOUD SERIES OF CHEERS AND HOOTINGS!! All 10,000 rats are cheering, the arcade machine is firing off lasers that explode into digital fireworks in the sky, Richie sorry I mean the TRUE HACKER is giving each and every single one of you a whooping high-five.

One of these cars is straight up the shoe car you saw from earlier. Someone is in it. He comes out to greet you. It's a new police chief who was appointed in the absence of Jing Yuan. Don't worry about that guy.
]

Excellent work, gang. Thanks to you guys, Donk City is safe from Satan and his ridiculous party schemes.
Now let's get you all home.

[ Also yeah you're an omega worm I guess. ]