W5 PLAYER CYOA - Daigo, Eupha, Saber, Wisadel

[holyspirits]

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[boxcar]

[ Wow, uh. You guys sure went through something, didn't you. How the hell are you going to explain any of this?

Anyway, you can get into the train (something draws you to the shoe car) and get taken back to where you're from, still coming off the high of your epic party bash. At some point along the ride home, the post-party clarity kicks in and your Kung Fury delusions wear off slowly...

You get to keep a couple of your souvenirs though!

Tuskpir
(A shaped friend...)
A little guy. Maybe he can eat some of your bad dreams for you.

Train Ticket
(This is the will of the weak!)
Summon a miniature toy train to pile-drive someone to moderately heal them of an injury (small wounds, left-over bruises/scars, etc).

Pipe Bomb
(You think you're hot shit?)
It's a pipe bomb. It's about a person-sized explosion.

Lucky Coin
(Wish on a 50/50.)
Feeling uncertain or unlucky? Flip the coin and leave it to fate (get a small boost of luck/reroll one dice if the situation calls for it).

You may decide amongst yourselves who gets what.

Additionally, even though you're sane (?) again, you feel a constant urge to reply to things unprompted with FUCK YOU or a middle finger. Alternatively, if you want to be polite, you can keep compulsively making absolutely terrible puns, or hallucinate viral pop-ups in your vision. This will last just until before trial begins.

Thanks for playing!!!...something... anyway watch Kung Fury. ]