Audience - Laurence Nimith

[holyspirits]

Comments

[murderofwoes]

Being an angel is a job title. Surely you've talked to the others here enough to know that much?

[outdistanced]

Sure, but that doesn't explain how this is supposedly discrimination.

[murderofwoes]

Obviously I've been profiled. Why else would no other angel be under suspicion?

[ many reasons. she is still deadpan. ]

[outdistanced]

[ what does that even mean. ]

Maybe because they've been here the whole time and you haven't?

[murderofwoes]

[ it mostly means she is fucking with him ]

I wasn't aware travel was illegal.

[outdistanced]

[ absolutely and she is succeeding ]

Well, congratulations on finding out the hard way.

[murderofwoes]

It's too bad most lawyers must be in hell. I suppose I'll have to languish here forever.

[outdistanced]

Maybe you deserve if it you've helping this "entity" or whatever the hell it is come in to possess people and kill their friends.

[murderofwoes]

Quite a few of you did that without any additional help, actually.

[outdistanced]

And they were all a bunch of idiots! And most of them wanted those stupid apples - did you help with those, too?

[ he's! so salty about that tree! ]

[murderofwoes]

Do I look like a botanist to you?

[outdistanced]

[ dryly, ] Everyone has hobbies.

[murderofwoes]

I prefer taxidermy.

[outdistanced]

[ looks at the hand. hm. gross. ]

Maybe you should consider some new ones, then. Besides botany.

[murderofwoes]

[ the hand flips him off ]

I can't say being caught in jail is much of a hobby.

[outdistanced]

[ rude?! penny wags a finger at it. shame, shame. ]

Too bad. You should've considered that before helping the entity get in here. What was even the point?

[murderofwoes]

The point? Of me letting them in?

[outdistanced]

Yeah. Why help it at all? What's it even got to do with you?

[murderofwoes]

I work for them. And I'm very good at my job.

[outdistanced]

[ wow! he hates this already! why does an evil entity have employees! ]

Which is...?

[murderofwoes]

I suppose the closest term is right hand man, but that's an unfortunately gendered term.

[outdistanced]

Okay... but for what? What the hell have you been trying to accomplish?

[murderofwoes]

My job. [ first of all. but she does throw laurence one bone wow: ] My boss? Exactly what's been happening. Chaos. Misery. Schadenfreude.

[outdistanced]

[ he really is too stupid for this i hate him ]

Those are literally just concepts. If they're supposed to be the devil or something, just say that.

[murderofwoes]

Well, they're no angel.