Audience - Laurence Nimith

[holyspirits]

Comments

[outdistanced]

And they were all a bunch of idiots! And most of them wanted those stupid apples - did you help with those, too?

[ he's! so salty about that tree! ]

[murderofwoes]

Do I look like a botanist to you?

[outdistanced]

[ dryly, ] Everyone has hobbies.

[murderofwoes]

I prefer taxidermy.

[outdistanced]

[ looks at the hand. hm. gross. ]

Maybe you should consider some new ones, then. Besides botany.

[murderofwoes]

[ the hand flips him off ]

I can't say being caught in jail is much of a hobby.

[outdistanced]

[ rude?! penny wags a finger at it. shame, shame. ]

Too bad. You should've considered that before helping the entity get in here. What was even the point?

[murderofwoes]

The point? Of me letting them in?

[outdistanced]

Yeah. Why help it at all? What's it even got to do with you?

[murderofwoes]

I work for them. And I'm very good at my job.

[outdistanced]

[ wow! he hates this already! why does an evil entity have employees! ]

Which is...?

[murderofwoes]

I suppose the closest term is right hand man, but that's an unfortunately gendered term.

[outdistanced]

Okay... but for what? What the hell have you been trying to accomplish?

[murderofwoes]

My job. [ first of all. but she does throw laurence one bone wow: ] My boss? Exactly what's been happening. Chaos. Misery. Schadenfreude.

[outdistanced]

[ he really is too stupid for this i hate him ]

Those are literally just concepts. If they're supposed to be the devil or something, just say that.

[murderofwoes]

Well, they're no angel.

[outdistanced]

And neither are you, clearly!

[murderofwoes]

Obviously.

[ looking at him like he should be quite embarrassed with himself for that being his comeback ]

[outdistanced]

[ she is correct but he refuses to acknowledge it he won't let her WIN (she will) ]

Then how'd you even get here in the first place? [ did she just. die like the rest of them lmao. ] What "door" was opened for that?

[murderofwoes]

There was a vacancy. I took it over.

[outdistanced]

Just to help some thing that wants us all to die for no reason.

[ fucked up! ]

[murderofwoes]

Laurence.

You're already dead.

[outdistanced]

That hasn't stopped anyone from dying again.

[murderofwoes]

Yes. And then they've suffered the truly terrible fate of having to write you letters every two days.

[outdistanced]

[ YOU ARE SO ANNOYIIIIIINGGGG ]

If it matters so little to you then why do all this in the first place?! They were still killed for no good reason!