Audience - Laurence Nimith

[holyspirits]

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[murderofwoes]

I work for them. And I'm very good at my job.

[outdistanced]

[ wow! he hates this already! why does an evil entity have employees! ]

Which is...?

[murderofwoes]

I suppose the closest term is right hand man, but that's an unfortunately gendered term.

[outdistanced]

Okay... but for what? What the hell have you been trying to accomplish?

[murderofwoes]

My job. [ first of all. but she does throw laurence one bone wow: ] My boss? Exactly what's been happening. Chaos. Misery. Schadenfreude.

[outdistanced]

[ he really is too stupid for this i hate him ]

Those are literally just concepts. If they're supposed to be the devil or something, just say that.

[murderofwoes]

Well, they're no angel.

[outdistanced]

And neither are you, clearly!

[murderofwoes]

Obviously.

[ looking at him like he should be quite embarrassed with himself for that being his comeback ]

[outdistanced]

[ she is correct but he refuses to acknowledge it he won't let her WIN (she will) ]

Then how'd you even get here in the first place? [ did she just. die like the rest of them lmao. ] What "door" was opened for that?

[murderofwoes]

There was a vacancy. I took it over.

[outdistanced]

Just to help some thing that wants us all to die for no reason.

[ fucked up! ]

[murderofwoes]

Laurence.

You're already dead.

[outdistanced]

That hasn't stopped anyone from dying again.

[murderofwoes]

Yes. And then they've suffered the truly terrible fate of having to write you letters every two days.

[outdistanced]

[ YOU ARE SO ANNOYIIIIIINGGGG ]

If it matters so little to you then why do all this in the first place?! They were still killed for no good reason!

[murderofwoes]

It really isn't about any of you. The same way this little project wasn't planned with any of you in mind. You just happened to be the souls chosen for it.

[outdistanced]

Then what is it about?

[murderofwoes]

They've said it themselves. It's a game.

[outdistanced]

[ thanks he hates this. ]

Sorry if I don't understand how brutally killing people is some kind of game. Even if we are already dead.

[murderofwoes]

It's more like you're pawns in a game of chess. [ a beat ] Pieces in a game of checkers, this really isn't as intricate as chess.

[outdistanced]

Glad to know we're not even worth that much to you. Why even bother trying to hide if that's all this whole thing is?

[murderofwoes]

Because it's part of the game.

[outdistanced]

Right. Hide and seek. And I suppose God was supposed to be the seeker.

[murderofwoes]

With aid from the rest of you and their angels.

[ but. yea ]