[ whoaaaa. well he wants to be thorough! so he's going to clear as much of the debris as he can so that he can wake up as many of his animal friends as possible :) he gives them all lil pets as he goes, affectionate ]
Thanks for all the help.
[ once that's all done, he'll head toward that door with all his buddies! ]
Let's see what this does? Wanna come?
[ can he lead a parade of skeleton creatures around ]
the animals seem to recognize the dead kin among them, so they allow for pets. however, they were all primed to head forward, onward at the instruction of a far-off king. with the path clear, yves will feel a sudden pulse through the valley of bones, and all of them spring to live as the door widens.
on the other hand, he will not get so much time to lead them, considering they all begin to immediately move and charge straight through. the room rumbles, the sound of thousands of bones grinding and stuttering against each other as skeletons rush to flee the valley. yves is right in the middle, and as animals begin to filter through in groups, the doorway rattles and slowly grows smaller, bit by bit.
the animals continue to push him back further and further from the door, and some of them don't seem to care he's in the way at all. but this is the only chance to flee.
[ you are all SOOOOOO IMPATIENT. first he is going to SCOOP the little skeleton kitty off the ground because it is so small and he is NOT going to abandon his first friend! and then he's going to respond a little bit like the wildebeest stampede in the lion king, which is to say he's going to do his best to get the hell out of here. he'll navigate his way with all the bones as much as possible but also
is there like
an elephant? a similar large mythical creature that might move a little faster?
is there a large set of bones he can literally just climb on to hitch a ride ]
[ did you know that the largest irish elk recorded ever had antlers that were eleven feet long?
that is to say, yves can dodge, but he will get knocked around once or twice in his haste to get his little kitty friend and get the fuck out of the way. but if he's quick, he can jump and catch a ride, yeah. how nimble is he while holding a cat? ]
[ unfortunately he's run from a crazyass serial killer through the complicated allyeways while holding a wholeass girl before
and getting knocked around barely phases him as he picks up this kitty cat SO UP HE GOES!!! trying to jump and reach a hand out to hitch a ride! YIPPEE(?) ]
YIPPEE. my rolls for this phase against you, specifically, are bad which means somehow ghost boy and kitty friend ride off into the sunset, making their way through the door with all of the animals! wahoo!
however, they also ride straight off a cliff, sliding somehow even further down a dark, slippery slope. less wahoo!
enjoy your fall into pitch black darkness, and try not to crush your cat. at least there's solid ground when you land? and eerie, unsettling silence. ]
[ i'm sorry but for whatever reason, yves is going to choose to curl up specifically so that he protects the cat more than himself on instinct. he does this with small animals more than once in canon. virche is bad and yves is bad
but if there's solid ground, he'll get up! did he break anything? he doesn't notice. ]
Kitty, do you know where to go...? Where's all our friends?
[ the friends who tried to mufasa his ass. are their bones intact??? looking around now... ]
[ well. he can keep kitty, actually, i was not anticipating he'd save the cat but he can have a friend. all of the other animals appear to have vanished into the dark, and if they're around yves can't really tell. it is pitch black inside, but if he squints he will notice a few things while he's looking.
for one thing, up at the very, very top of this slope on the other side he fell from there appears to be another cave opening. it's incredibly small though, maybe only big enough for one person to fit through.
for another, there's a dull red door right in front of him. and as he looks at it, he hears a voice speak in his head.
come closer closer closer
or maybe it's his own thoughts? the kitty, on the other hand, stares at the door and appears mildly spooked by its appearance. ]
[ he would've saved the horse too but that's hardest to carry in his arms...
yves looks down at the kitty and lets it decide what he's going to do. he doesn't full on walk to the dull red door, but he takes a step closer and watches the kitty's reaction. does it recoil away? or is it okay with heading over to it? ]
kitty continues to stare at the door, but does not appear sure if the door is good or bad. it stays close to yves, kneading into the ground as its hollowed-out eyes remain on the handle.
yves takes a step closer.
what are you afraid of?
should you be afraid? it's just a little door. why not examine it a little? ]
that's a good point. kitty continues creeping along the more yves approaches the door. now that he's here, he'll see the handle is black, somewhat oily and sleek. the wood of the door looks worn, as if it's been shut for a long, long time.
[ it is very, very high up and close to the ceiling. scaling it might be a bit of a problem, given the sides of the cave are slick. there are maybe some small handholds, but as of now there's no easy exit.
it's you and this door until 8:59pm.
is it negotiating? or are you denying yourself the way you always do? ]
[ okay he's going to set the kitty on his shoulder and then—try to jump to reach those handholds? it's not an easy exit but is it an exit that's better than this door that's fuckin negging him? ]
[ are there more handholds going up? like if he were to try to swing himself upward to find another one, would he be able to? or is it too slippery and he slides back down...
either way he's grumbling ]
Yes! Because you can't just force someone to love you! It's creepy and rude!
[ hE'S NOT THE YAN ROUTE DESPITE WHAT EVERYONE WAS AFRAID OF ]
[ Oh! He recognises that voice. From the other side of some cavern hole I'm not sure if it's the same as this door or not: ]
Yves?
[ A little loud for his usual speaking volume, but he's not generally the type to shout, maybe someone else can. He peers at the cavern opening... uh... extremely... uncertainly.
Anyway, just going to drop down and crawl through the opening, c'mon big guy. But mostly doing this so they can get to the other side and be there to help Marcoh and Jiaoqiu when they come through. Hopefully. We are young bones so no old bones to worry about. ]
[ yeah jiaoqiu has no problem with going through the opening, so he'll go too, but he's going to help marcoh out if he can. it's okay, we're not gonna let you get stuck or anything. ]
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Thanks for all the help.
[ once that's all done, he'll head toward that door with all his buddies! ]
Let's see what this does? Wanna come?
[ can he lead a parade of skeleton creatures around ]
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the animals seem to recognize the dead kin among them, so they allow for pets. however, they were all primed to head forward, onward at the instruction of a far-off king. with the path clear, yves will feel a sudden pulse through the valley of bones, and all of them spring to live as the door widens.
on the other hand, he will not get so much time to lead them, considering they all begin to immediately move and charge straight through. the room rumbles, the sound of thousands of bones grinding and stuttering against each other as skeletons rush to flee the valley. yves is right in the middle, and as animals begin to filter through in groups, the doorway rattles and slowly grows smaller, bit by bit.
the animals continue to push him back further and further from the door, and some of them don't seem to care he's in the way at all. but this is the only chance to flee.
how will you proceed? ]
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[ you are all SOOOOOO IMPATIENT. first he is going to SCOOP the little skeleton kitty off the ground because it is so small and he is NOT going to abandon his first friend! and then he's going to respond a little bit like the wildebeest stampede in the lion king, which is to say he's going to do his best to get the hell out of here. he'll navigate his way with all the bones as much as possible but also
is there like
an elephant? a similar large mythical creature that might move a little faster?
is there a large set of bones he can literally just climb on to hitch a ride ]
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that is to say, yves can dodge, but he will get knocked around once or twice in his haste to get his little kitty friend and get the fuck out of the way. but if he's quick, he can jump and catch a ride, yeah. how nimble is he while holding a cat? ]
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and getting knocked around barely phases him as he picks up this kitty cat SO UP HE GOES!!! trying to jump and reach a hand out to hitch a ride! YIPPEE(?) ]
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YIPPEE. my rolls for this phase against you, specifically, are bad which means somehow ghost boy and kitty friend ride off into the sunset, making their way through the door with all of the animals! wahoo!
however, they also ride straight off a cliff, sliding somehow even further down a dark, slippery slope. less wahoo!
enjoy your fall into pitch black darkness, and try not to crush your cat. at least there's solid ground when you land? and eerie, unsettling silence. ]
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but if there's solid ground, he'll get up! did he break anything? he doesn't notice. ]
Kitty, do you know where to go...? Where's all our friends?
[ the friends who tried to mufasa his ass. are their bones intact??? looking around now... ]
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for one thing, up at the very, very top of this slope on the other side he fell from there appears to be another cave opening. it's incredibly small though, maybe only big enough for one person to fit through.
for another, there's a dull red door right in front of him. and as he looks at it, he hears a voice speak in his head.
come closer closer closer
or maybe it's his own thoughts? the kitty, on the other hand, stares at the door and appears mildly spooked by its appearance. ]
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yves looks down at the kitty and lets it decide what he's going to do. he doesn't full on walk to the dull red door, but he takes a step closer and watches the kitty's reaction. does it recoil away? or is it okay with heading over to it? ]
Good? Bad?
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kitty continues to stare at the door, but does not appear sure if the door is good or bad. it stays close to yves, kneading into the ground as its hollowed-out eyes remain on the handle.
yves takes a step closer.
what are you afraid of?
should you be afraid? it's just a little door. why not examine it a little? ]
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I don't know. I feel like I've gotten pretty far from my friends.
[ DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT TO KEEP WANDERING OFF INTO MYSTERIOUS DOORS ]
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that's a good point. kitty continues creeping along the more yves approaches the door. now that he's here, he'll see the handle is black, somewhat oily and sleek. the wood of the door looks worn, as if it's been shut for a long, long time.
i can help you. ]
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[ he noclip'd. his bad. ]
What do you want in exchange?
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huh. can't imagine what the hell it wants. ]
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picks up kitty and starts heading up the slope that just seems like bad news ]
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the entrance at the top of the slope has caved in though thanks to your stampede.
haven't you hidden long enough? ]
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I'm sure you're nice and all but I think I'll get scolded if I negotiate with doors that have been closed for who knows how long...
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it's you and this door until 8:59pm.
is it negotiating? or are you denying yourself the way you always do? ]
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[ okay he's going to set the kitty on his shoulder and then—try to jump to reach those handholds? it's not an easy exit but is it an exit that's better than this door that's fuckin negging him? ]
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a life and afterlife without love... is that good enough?
it almost sounds like his own voice echoing in his head. annoying, isn't it?]
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either way he's grumbling ]
Yes! Because you can't just force someone to love you! It's creepy and rude!
[ hE'S NOT THE YAN ROUTE DESPITE WHAT EVERYONE WAS AFRAID OF ]
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who said anything about force? ]
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Yves?
[ A little loud for his usual speaking volume, but he's not generally the type to shout, maybe someone else can. He peers at the cavern opening... uh... extremely... uncertainly.
He does not want to do that. ]
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[ PSPSPSP.
Anyway, just going to drop down and crawl through the opening, c'mon big guy. But mostly doing this so they can get to the other side and be there to help Marcoh and Jiaoqiu when they come through. Hopefully. We are young bones so no old bones to worry about. ]
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[ yeah jiaoqiu has no problem with going through the opening, so he'll go too, but he's going to help marcoh out if he can. it's okay, we're not gonna let you get stuck or anything. ]
It'll be quick. Don't think too hard about it.
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