Audience - Dan

[holyspirits]

Comments

[foreverphantom]

don't act like you don't know
the way i'm being made to hate everything i want to do

[holyspirits]

??

I don't even know what it is you want to do?

[foreverphantom]

I CAN'T BREAK ANYTHING

[holyspirits]

Why do you even want to break things? Toddlers get out of that phase around three.

Anyway, we're not here to control you. We've got nothing to do with that.

[foreverphantom]

it doesn't matter why i want to break them
what matters is that all of a sudden i CAN'T
the very idea of it is disgusting and i don't know what's causing it

[holyspirits]

Huh. That is weird.

We're not pushing you towards anything since the point is for it to be your own journey, so I'm not sure. But maybe it's something you ate?

[foreverphantom]

why would it be something i ate.

[holyspirits]

People have been reacting weirdly to drinks?

[foreverphantom]

okay
true
you have a point there
but all i've eaten today is donuts
and i KNOW those didn't cause this

[holyspirits]

Of course all you ate was donuts.

Okay, then I'm not sure. It might be a temporary effect of being in heaven. Your bodies need to adapt, so maybe that's just a reaction?

[foreverphantom]

the donuts were the only food where the benefits outweighed the grossness of eating them

how can you not KNOW what's causing this, if you're running this whole thing on "god"'s behalf?

[holyspirits]

It's less running and more supervising. Guiding.

The grossness of eating?

[foreverphantom]

and yet, whatever this is slipped by your supervision completely

when you haven't had a digestive system or a need to eat in over a decade, yes, eating is disgusting

[holyspirits]

Someone failing to destroy objects isn't in my top ten things I need to care about.

When you didn't need to, you never ate just for the enjoyment of it?

[foreverphantom]

I have no need for joy.
so no, i never bothered.

[holyspirits]

okay, edgelord

[foreverphantom]

you asked

[ but also, not denying it. in fact he probably likes being called an edgelord. god i fucking hate him. ]

[holyspirits]

If it doesn't bring you joy, why do you bother destroying stuff?

[foreverphantom]

because it's all i can do

[holyspirits]

1. Still edgy

2. You could just... use it?

[foreverphantom]

okay yes, genius, i could use things for their intended purposes
that's not what i'm talking about
i meant in a broader sense

[holyspirits]

Oh, so it was a real "everything I touch I destroy" type of monologue?

[foreverphantom]

this is literally a dialogue

[holyspirits]

Saying "the only thing I do is destroy" isn't a dialogue, it's a cry for help.

[foreverphantom]

not when it's a statement of fact