Audience - Dan

[holyspirits]

Comments

[holyspirits]

People have been reacting weirdly to drinks?

[foreverphantom]

okay
true
you have a point there
but all i've eaten today is donuts
and i KNOW those didn't cause this

[holyspirits]

Of course all you ate was donuts.

Okay, then I'm not sure. It might be a temporary effect of being in heaven. Your bodies need to adapt, so maybe that's just a reaction?

[foreverphantom]

the donuts were the only food where the benefits outweighed the grossness of eating them

how can you not KNOW what's causing this, if you're running this whole thing on "god"'s behalf?

[holyspirits]

It's less running and more supervising. Guiding.

The grossness of eating?

[foreverphantom]

and yet, whatever this is slipped by your supervision completely

when you haven't had a digestive system or a need to eat in over a decade, yes, eating is disgusting

[holyspirits]

Someone failing to destroy objects isn't in my top ten things I need to care about.

When you didn't need to, you never ate just for the enjoyment of it?

[foreverphantom]

I have no need for joy.
so no, i never bothered.

[holyspirits]

okay, edgelord

[foreverphantom]

you asked

[ but also, not denying it. in fact he probably likes being called an edgelord. god i fucking hate him. ]

[holyspirits]

If it doesn't bring you joy, why do you bother destroying stuff?

[foreverphantom]

because it's all i can do

[holyspirits]

1. Still edgy

2. You could just... use it?

[foreverphantom]

okay yes, genius, i could use things for their intended purposes
that's not what i'm talking about
i meant in a broader sense

[holyspirits]

Oh, so it was a real "everything I touch I destroy" type of monologue?

[foreverphantom]

this is literally a dialogue

[holyspirits]

Saying "the only thing I do is destroy" isn't a dialogue, it's a cry for help.

[foreverphantom]

not when it's a statement of fact

[holyspirits]

So you haven't ever in your life managed to not destroy something?

[foreverphantom]

not as myself, no
i was giving the whole "not destroying" thing a shot but then i died
it wasn't going so well anyway

[holyspirits]

So your first reflex was to give up on trying?

[foreverphantom]

it's called "not wasting time on a lost cause"
NOT giving up

[holyspirits]

Sounds like something someone who's given up would say.

[foreverphantom]

so in your mind everyone should keep trying at everything all the time even when it doesn't work?

[holyspirits]

"Everything" and it's not being a sadsack.