Audience - Wiš'adel

[holyspirits]

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[configurer]

You and me both.

[sarkazm]

It almost feels like it'd be easier to have gotten killed, with all the shit we have to put up with!

[configurer]

From what I've been told, it's pretty peaceful where they are.

[ but. hm. ]

That's not a solution.

[sarkazm]

I know, I know. I'd be pretty pissed off if it actually happened!

But it's a little annoying knowing we're putting up with the same shit, while they're hanging out healing or whatever.

[configurer]

I'd rather you didn't die too. [ deadpan. ]

Healing and being ridiculous in equal parts, from what I've heard.

[ through the power... of emojis... ]

[sarkazm]

Well, duh. Look who's over there! I'd be more worried if they were totally well behaved.

[configurer]

Kind of glad I'm not the one stuck babysitting over there.

[sarkazm]

Instead you're stuck babysitting us, over here...

[configurer]

The sacrifices I have to make.

[sarkazm]

Don't worry. We'll remember your brave sacrifices like... dealing with all the kids.

[configurer]

From experience? Actual kids would be less exhausting. [ but she's clearly just. joking. ]

[sarkazm]

Haha, had to play actual babysitter before...? You're probably right, though. At least these ones feed themselves.

[configurer]

No, I've got one. [ just. casual. ] And the feeding isn't nearly the worst part.

[sarkazm]

-wait, what? Seriously?

[configurer]

What, I don't scream "teen mom" to you?

[ cheeky ]

[sarkazm]

I wouldn't say you've got mom vibes, no?

[weesh.]

[configurer]

I'm not trying to parent you.

[sarkazm]

I'd hope not!

...sooo what's with that? Actual, literal kid, or is this a case of 'I call it my child'?

[configurer]

Actual, literal kid. Well, he was twenty last I saw him, but he started off a kid. [ 20? 20. ]

[sarkazm]

What?

[configurer]

Considering how many people here aren't the age they appear, you think you guys would be surprised when I say it. [ gestures at herself ] Not actually a teenager.

[sarkazm]

I didn't expect you to talk about a 20 year old like a kid-!

[configurer]

Oh, yeah, he'd be pretty insulted if he knew I was doing it. [ so chill about it ]

[sarkazm]

I fucking bet.

...yours, or did you take him in? Does it usually make a difference to you guys?

[configurer]

Adoption's a different bag. No, I was being serious earlier, I was the clichéd teen mom type.