Audience - Wiš'adel

[holyspirits]

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[configurer]

Considering how many people here aren't the age they appear, you think you guys would be surprised when I say it. [ gestures at herself ] Not actually a teenager.

[sarkazm]

I didn't expect you to talk about a 20 year old like a kid-!

[configurer]

Oh, yeah, he'd be pretty insulted if he knew I was doing it. [ so chill about it ]

[sarkazm]

I fucking bet.

...yours, or did you take him in? Does it usually make a difference to you guys?

[configurer]

Adoption's a different bag. No, I was being serious earlier, I was the clichéd teen mom type.

[sarkazm]

Right, got it. Kind of.

...well, I don't actually know the cliché.

[configurer]

Teenagers have unprotected sex, mostly.

[sarkazm]

Huh. Not really exclusive to teenagers, in my experience, but I guess it's a little different there.

[configurer]

This joke really isn't landing, I get it.

[sarkazm]

Look, I'm trying not to be nosy about your surprise secret kid-!

[she is just doing badly at it, unsurprisingly.]

[configurer]

[ she is laughing ]

I brought him up, you can ask more obviously than that. [ she leans back ] My boyfriend and I had sex because he was going to save the world and we both knew he wasn't going to survive it.