Audience - Wiš'adel

[holyspirits]

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[sarkazm]

...fine. But you better not hold me responsible for anything that happens then!

[leave a sarkaz with nothing to do, and she will make her own trouble.]

[holyspirits]

[ okay now it's their turn to reach and tug lightly at w's hair. ]

Like someone putting love chocolate in muffins? [ the mirth is barely hidden in their tone ]

[sarkazm]

Like that!

[lmao. she'd do it back, but instead there's a second where she's kind of obviously squinting at their glowing outline trying to figure out if they HAVE hair.]

They'll never guess, either.

[holyspirits]

[ they do, but also the likelihood of grabbing their skin trying is very high. suffering is real. ]

Probably not, considering they didn't think twice about eating the muffins.

[sarkazm]

They just went right for it! Well, except the ones I had to... encourage into it.

[holyspirits]

Encourage? [ leaning forward a bit like. :o ]

[sarkazm]

Oh, the doc and I found a couple things poking around last week. One of 'em would supposedly make other people obsessed with something?

Sooooo I tested it out!

[holyspirits]

That explains why Jacopo was acting so weird about it.

[ ohhhh. although; ]

Right, you guys mentioned that in trial. You find items sometimes, and other times they're gifted?

[sarkazm]

I mean, Jacopo's a weirdo anyway.

[but that one was her fault yea.]

And apparently? I didn't know anyone was getting stuff like that handed to 'em, though, that was news to me too!

[holyspirits]

At least none of the items seemed too bad. [ shaking their head ]

[sarkazm]

We'd be a little fucked if instead of "here, get a clue," it was stuff like "get rid of clues".

[holyspirits]

[ produces a piece of wood from nowhere ? ]

Knock on that.

[sarkazm]

Fiiiine, fine--

[knocks on it.]

[holyspirits]

[ off to the void the wood goes back ]

Thank you. [ fake primly ]

[sarkazm]

Yeah, sure.

Did you just have that laying around?

[holyspirits]

No, but now that I think about it, I could've just used Siffrin's carving instead of summoning something new. [ pensive ]

[sarkazm]

Why wouldn't you show off a little, though...?

[holyspirits]

Is summoning a piece of wood showing off? It's wood.

[sarkazm]

See, I don't know if you were aware, but most of us can't actually just pull a plank out of our ass?

[holyspirits]

I'm literally a guardian angel, Wise, that's like the least of things we can do.

[sarkazm]

Yeah? Alright, then-- what would you do if you were showing off?

[impress her.]

[holyspirits]

[ chinhands ]

Besides teleporting from the top of a ladder to scare the shit out of you?

[sarkazm]

There's a difference between startled and scared, you know. I'm not that easy!

[holyspirits]

Startled the shit out of you.

[sarkazm]

Thank you. A girl's gotta keep her rep in mind.