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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-24 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
We'd be a little fucked if instead of "here, get a clue," it was stuff like "get rid of clues".
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-24 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Fiiiine, fine--

[knocks on it.]
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-24 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure.

Did you just have that laying around?
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-24 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Why wouldn't you show off a little, though...?
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-24 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
See, I don't know if you were aware, but most of us can't actually just pull a plank out of our ass?
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-24 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Alright, then-- what would you do if you were showing off?

[impress her.]
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-24 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
There's a difference between startled and scared, you know. I'm not that easy!
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-24 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. A girl's gotta keep her rep in mind.
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-24 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Who said it was just about impressing anyone? You can keep a reputation for more than that.