W5 PLAYER CYOA - Daigo, Eupha, Saber, Wisadel

[holyspirits]

fist fist fist fist

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[fried]

[ you head out towards the hawk sound to find a hawk! it is sitting on a fence, staring at you. it kind of looks like it might be taxidermied. but the nice thing is, once you find this hawk, you also find...

a shoe. a very large shoe, the size of a car. it is rumbling gently, like it has an engine. ]

[sarkazm]

....yeah, okay.

[they might as well

get in the shoe, she guesses... unless they have to get On the shoe, but whatever. however it has to happen. she is beyond questioning this shit right now.]

[rippled]

[ ........

okay. time to get in or on this show. bleeds. ]

[fried]

[ you get into the shoe!

and you travel, for a good couple of minutes. it takes you on a grand tour of the yaoqing, which is really just a nice spaceship with interdimensional pockets. which seems to work out for you, because eventually it takes off and flies through the air... straight through a portal!

no time to process all that shit that happened, apparently. it's just as well, because as you soar through the portal, your memories click back into place, and you are kung fury and barbarilla again. maybe you should eat some weed so you don't bleed to death.

please hold for your next toplevel... ]

[rippled]

I WROTE SHOW INSTEAD OF SHOE.....