W5 PLAYER CYOA - Daigo, Eupha, Saber, Wisadel

[holyspirits]

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[ugghh]

[ please refrain from talking about his holes.

with the power of partnership, and kung fury's overwhelming protagonist aura, daigo is able peel himself off the ground. his poor aching prehistoric bones though. his everything. owie. ]

There should be a health kit around here somewhere. [ ... ] Hackerwoman, are you alright...?

[trifocal]

[ eupha also pulls herself up to her feet! and looks over to triceracops with a grateful smile. ]

Yes... I believe so. I think we must treat your wounds, first of all.

[ a sad look at their dead chief... but they have a mission they must complete. ]

There must be another way to reach them.

[ she'll look around the office for a health kit, relevant memo, or a phone book. maybe they're in the yellow pages. ]

[rippled]

[ wahoo

once they have determined everyone is alive, saber will also search for any items that will be helpful... they are trying not to think too much about the highs and lows of having a partner, the highs being these really touching moments, and the lows being death.

actually is there anyone else at the police station they can go and ask?? ]

[fried]

[ i'm giving you all points for one liners by the way. those are so incredibly important.

anyway, you guys give the area a good search down. there are a lot of dead people out in the lobby because of the gun phone, but again, the police totally respawn in real life so you're not very worried about this. you manage to find a pack of herbs that will help you be less full of holes! there's a pretty decent supply in here, so if you're ever in need of something to stop the bloodloss or if a limb needs to be reattached, you can just toss one of these badboys in your mouth and chomp away. it'll fix what ails ya.

other things you can find include police badges and batons, and there's this whole room full of contraband goods that you can just take. nobody's looking, and you are the law now. there are no other guns back there, but there's knives and drugs and keys to motorcycles and stuff like that. you may take one crime item, if you wish, and turn it into a crusade for justice.

in this search you also go through the chief's desk. there actually is a yellow pages in there, which is a thing i haven't thought about in thirty years. there's a listing for THE TRUE HACKER - wow, they really are just right there and easily contacted. must be hard times.

will you call them? ]

[sarkazm]

[motorcycle keys fuck YES.

this is a short one from me because my food is here and also, like, calling the true hacker is probably up to hackerwoman over there? sorry, she's going to be busy with this.]

[ugghh]

[ daigo is definitely going to chomp on some healing herb for +?? hp. please he is so bloody and sore.

since he already has a GLOCK he doesn't need contraband. he's set here.

wow this is also a short tag as we put the burden of phone calls on our poor eupha. although daigo will also offer her an herb. ]

[trifocal]

[ a herb!! she will take. she'll go find herself a phone that has not been riddled with bullets and will chew on this herb while she dials.

if someone picks up she will suddenly realize that doing this while chewing is a mistake and mumble awkwardly as she tries to quickly finish it. ok. well. time to recover this. ]

Is this the True Hacker? The city needs your help.

[rippled]

[ saber will take a knife and then try to attach it to the snoopy doll.

they will then walk over to where eupha is in case the hacker would like to hear the voice of something they'd be able to recognize as police. ex police. whatever. ]

[fried]

[ oh fuck yeah the snoopy doll is now ARMED. you have your herbs and also a motorcycle.

the person on the other end of the line is using a cool decoder voice when they speak. ]

1 533, 1 533 411. y0u 423 41113d w17h 7h3 14w.

h3110, my y0un9 f3110w h4ck32... 7h3 c17y 15 1nd33d 1n 720u813. 1 7h1nk 1 kn0w h0w 70 h31p. m337 m3 47 7h353 c002d1n4735.

[ and the True Hacker will beam coordinates into your heads. for a moment, you see Reality. you see the matrix laid out in front of you, rushing past you in zeroes and ones. and then it's gone. all four of you now instinctively know how to get to the True Hacker's lair. it's across town! ]

[sarkazm]

How the fuck are they doing that with their mouth? Hey, Hackerwoman, translate for us--

[WHAT ARE THEY FUCKING SAYINNNNG

i'm making the executive decision wiš'adel cannot understand 1337 i think it's thematic for her here. there's just no way she hears this and goes ah yes, i see.

once the coordinates are beamed, though, she doesn't need to know what they're saying to get what those coords mean! she's just grabbing her bike keys.]

You guys got rides? Because I definitely can't fit all of you!

[trifocal]

[ it's cool, eupha can translate. ]

They understand, and may know how to help. We must go to them posthaste!

Er, if one of you would grant me a ride...

[rippled]

[ uh...

saber looks at daigo... ]

Do you know how to drive a motorcycle?

[ the tag said there were multiple... ]

[fried]

[ there are in fact multiple. there's also probably a car that you could ste

borrow from the chief of police! ]