W5 PLAYER CYOA - Daigo, Eupha, Saber, Wisadel

[holyspirits]

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[ugghh]

I would assume you'd give it back to the owner?

[trifocal]

[ naruto-running over here. she has no reason to run like this in this au but she just does for some reason. ]

Ah... you two. Have you seen Kung Fury?

... Oh, what a lovely cat.

[rippled]

[ hello... they wander over to them as they see them. ]

Hello.

[ ignore that they are covered in confetti. ]

[sarkazm]

Right on time.

[wow, summoned...

i also forgot but she has a couple of dismembered wacky waving alien arms hanging off her skirt now. they are forever stuck with the middle fingers up.]

Soooo which one of you knows how to get to other dimensions?

[flips over this cats name tag where it says the owner lives in another fuckin dimension like

what does she do with THAT]

[ugghh]

Uh... I can't say I know how to.

[trifocal]

[ sweet kitty. she pets it. ]

How curious... I have also just encountered an anomaly that seemed to come from another place and time.

Perhaps the divide between dimensions may be crossed if we simply "hack" our way through?

[rippled]

I see...

[ they nod their head... they do not know what this means because all they did was turn music off and make the city worse. ]

Then we should get to hacking?

[sarkazm]

Hey, worth a shot. Bet we could blow this shit wide open.

[she means like physically hack into it, right? right?

she's got a gun she'll shoot dimensional portals or whatever she does not give a Fuck]

[ugghh]

That's the best suggestion we have, so might as well try it.

[ take it away, hackerwoman. ]

[trifocal]

One moment... I shall check to see if I can find any vulnerabilities in the fabric of reality here.

[ she'll use her third eye to look at the numbers...... and tappy-type on her keyboard to see if she can manipulate them.

does it look like she can open a way here? or does she need to go to her hacker-lair where she can keysmash on 2-3 QWERTZ keyboards at once? ]

[rippled]

[ kung fury and snoopy wait this tag round uselessly! ]

[fried]

[ slides in here

okay, so eupha opens her third eye to seek out the mysteries of the universe. she hacks into the mainframe of life, briefly, and what she finds is that she might need some help if she's going to try and get four people to another dimension. it's a weighty job for someone of her caliber. thankfully, she (and theoretically, saber and daigo know this too based on working for the police) knows there is someone who can help her in the police station! perhaps you can enlist this person, and take them back to your hacker-lair to really dig your fingers into the matrix.

but i will say that eupha, as you're looking, you can definitely see reality is shaky in places here. it looks like perhaps the party demons are ripping through more than just the earth apart. what a rager. ]

[trifocal]

[ breaks order so no one has to tag with (waits for eupha to say this) ]

... It does not seem that we will be able to do this so easily, but I know someone who can help. Let us make our way to the police station.

We must make haste... it seems that the instability afflicting our reality may be worse than I feared.