W5 PLAYER CYOA - Daigo, Eupha, Saber, Wisadel

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[boxcar]

THE PARTY DON'T STOP WON'T STOP!

[ So sayeth the freaks while they keep being noodles and firing with wild abandon. Their radical moves is what's letting them avoid Weesh's bullets.






I rolled another 10. This fucking sucks. ]

[sarkazm]

[meanwhile, my 20:

oh, she's gonna stop this fucking party, all right. are there lights or speakers or anything here. because if their wiggly moves keep her from shooting them...

time to change tactics! she's going to just FUCK SHIT UP around them to crush these stupid tubes.]

[boxcar]

[ For a 20 I would simply let you shoot them to be honest. But yeah there's a handful of cool Skullcandy speakers. They fucking suck ass. They could've afforded Bose but they chose Skullcandy on purpose. And you shouldn't, because Weesh shoots them and they explode. Their limp bodies go flying.

...

You sure just did that. The cat meows. ]

[sarkazm]

Nice.

[fuck your party and your shitty speakers!!

okay, NOW she can deal with the cat. sorry, kitty, there were rave aliens. excuse her while she searches for the tree the noise is coming from...]

[boxcar]

[ The weird creatures were dancing around the tree in question. The cat looks down at Weesh... and will hop down in her arms. One cat obtained. ]

[sarkazm]

Hey, this was easy...

[hello kitty. cat obtained!!]

So who do you belong to, huh?

[boxcar]

[ The cat mrrows. I guess the nametag can just say Fidelio. Why not. ]

[sarkazm]

Fidelio... cute name.

[pets this cat. is there anything else on the tag, owner information or something? how the fuck is she supposed to figure out who lost this thing.]

[boxcar]

[ The cat mrows. Mrrp.

She can turn around the nametag and see it says B.MAGNUS, why not x2. However, the information underneath says something very strange. You don't recognise the address, probably because it literally says ANOTHER DIMENSION.

Well when you don't know the returnee address, maybe the police can help. ]

[sarkazm]

[what the FUCK does that mean!

well, a couple of those guys who fucked off earlier looked kind of cop-like? time to turn and head off that way to try to locate them.]

[boxcar]

[ You guys are free to organise a second TALK ABOUT IT type discussion under that tl for reconvening. ]

[sarkazm]

[nyooms...

also can she take a couple limbs off the dead wiggly aliens as funky outfit trophies to tie on her skirt or some shit.]

[boxcar]

[ Yeah why not. They have middle fingers, pointedly. Really living up to your Barbarilla name huh? ]