W5 PLAYER CYOA - Daigo, Eupha, Saber, Wisadel

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[ugghh]

...My what?

[ his au background was a single sentence that wasn't even a sentence, it was a question. ]

[fried]

[ this is all that is known about triceracop ]

Your partner! Kung Fury! Where is he?

[ugghh]

[ there is this feeling of i'm too old for this shit for some reason that even daigo doesn't understand. ]

Oh, them? They were taking care of a collapse-explosion at the intersection of Fifth and Main.

[fried]

Well, why aren't you helping them?

[ because he was stomping rats duh ]

[ugghh]

[ yeah!!! ]

There was a rat issue I had to contend with here.

[fried]

Oh. I guess there are a lot of rats.

[ in the distance, daigo can hear people shouting at the police station. ]

[ugghh]

Might be in your best interest to take care of them if I'm needed elsewhere.

[ if you're gonna MICROMANAGE!!!






i can't even think of a snappy joke like of course people are yelling at the police station. better go see what's up, which is far better than dealing with the hell party bean rats. ]

[fried]

[ the police guy is like oh. that's a good idea. probably should get on that, only he doesn't, he just wanders away. surely the rats won't be a problem in the future.

anyway you leave the scene! the police station is in chaos, with people shouting about the upcoming foreboding party! what will you do? do you want to go see if the police chief maybe has some ideas? or you could give up and go get some donuts. or find kung fury. do what your heart desires. ]

[ugghh]

[ cop behavior.

also in true (tricera)cop behavior, daigo is not dealing with this shit. he's gonna go get some donuts and then find kung fury. maybe kung fury also appreciates donuts. ]

[fried]

[ true!

that's valid of triceracop. daigo goes to try to find kung fury... that's his partner. you stick with your partners through thick and thin, don't you?

perhaps they have news, anyway. you can reconvene with the others if you'd like. ]

[ugghh]

[ imagine i just say no.

i assume at some point they will show up at the police station but im very serious about getting these donuts first. a snack while we wait. ]