W5 PLAYER CYOA - Daigo, Eupha, Saber, Wisadel

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[fried]

[ HELP WHAT A GOOD QUESTION

let's say yes they can read this specific thing. it says FUCK YOU. wow that's really rude, hello?

they can also hear the sound of party favors coming from the sewers. ]

[rippled]

That's rude.

[ they will just say the bracket text out loud.

but... party favors?? saber will wander over to the sewer entrance?? is it like a gutter or a manhole situation. but either way they will lean in closer. ]

[fried]

[ a gutter!

when they look down into the gutter, they see that there are about a billion of these inflatable tube guys down waiting there. all of them flip saber off in unison. it's so flippant and edgy and cool of them.

there's a boombox hanging out in the middle of all of them, playing some TUNES. ]

[rippled]

[ hmmmm.

is there anything around like a stick or something long?? if so, saber will take it and try to poke down there with it. poke poke poke poke ]

[fried]

[ sure, there's a stick they can reach that's conveniently on the street.

the bug-eyed freaks all complain about it, and you can probably hear the little chorus of tiny, squeaky fuck you!s coming from them. the stick is just long enough to reach in to touch the boombox. what do they do with it, are they trying to turn it off or grab it or just... randomly poking it. ]

[rippled]

[ saber knows what a boombox now is so they are going to




turn it off ]

[fried]

[ the party is RUINED.

the boombox turns off. the rad tunes stop playing, and very suddenly, there is there a rumbling from under the earth. behind saber, the earth cracks in two, and confetti flies everywhere as the pissed off tube guys soar out of the hole and are unleashed on the general public. oh no... your brand deal... what will happen to it now?

in the distance near the police station you hear someone yelling WHERE IS KUNG FURY! WE NEED BACKUP! ]

[rippled]

[ oh. hmmmm. perhaps that was a bad move.

they will try to punch the lil guys, unsure if they should stick here or go see what the police is up to. ]

[fried]

[ they can punch the lil guys who are just throwing a HUGE fit about the tunes being stopped. the tube guys saber can't reach are running around just punching the heads clean off of random citizens. this is normal amounts of violence. there are still police yelling in the distance about needing help.

roll a d100 for me!! ]

[rippled]

[ help. rolls a 30.

does saber know where to go for the police? they will keep punching as they go but they will try to head over there if they know ]

[fried]

[ listen daigo rolled an 18 earlier this is better than nothin

as saber goes, they have this really rad sequence of beating the snot out of these party guys to the most techno beat to ever techno. they pop off heads, they break kneecaps, they throw one guy into another guy and they both explode (literally). it's totally awesome. you destroy 3000 dudes on your way to the station. woah!

the music is playing in real life by the way, it's like a localized thing that happens when you punch dudes in sequence. it stops when you put your dukes down.

they can make it to the police station! they used to be a cop or still are a cop but a vigilante, or both, so they know where it is. however, they will run into a few people on their way... ]