[i regret to inform you that since lucas' PAWS are free as he's put Uruha down temporarily, he is going to employ his favorite technique against these PARASITIC FREAK RATS???? which is literally just grabbing things by the head and crushing them like grapes. NO ONE EVEN QUESTIONED WHY I STARTED SAYING THIS IN CHAT FOR FUNSIES. His strength is not as high as usual so they probably don't explode into pulp at least but it will probably allow him to do some damage and GET THESE RATS OFFA HIM before they can drink all his blood HELLO. this is even funnier now that i remembered he's still a dog.
HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO CHECK HIS WATER BOTTLES FOR ALIVENESS EITHER so after he deals with the rats or attempts to deal with them and as the ski lift appears, he's just going to tear more fabric from his skirts so he can TRY TO BEAT OUT THE FIRES ON YVES AND URUHA. WHY IS IT ALWAYS YOU.
But then he will re-stack his pizzas and make a fucking dash for it toward the ski lift.]
[I WAS WONDERING IN MY HEAD WHY YOU KEPT TALKING ABOUT CRUSHING GRAPES BUT I JUST ACCEPTED IT AS AN AKI-ISM.
anyway FUCKING HELL 10X PAIN IS MAKING BEING ON FIRE HORRIFIC uruha can't even stop, drop, and roll? well i mean he has the first two covered. he's on the ground. but he's not rolling with a broken arm and a broken rib and also the rabbit with him.
but here's lucas to save the day and honestly uruha is in so much pain right now that he doesn't even have the strength to be paranoid of lucas or struggle out of his arms right now.]
[ On the girl's side they are slowly leaking oil and sparking electricity everywhere as they enter the elevator. It closes behind them and starts to raise without them even doing anything.
Lucas manages to not only EXPLODE the rats(?) with his bare hands, covering himself and everyone around in goo honestly, he ALSO puts out the fire, grabs ALL of his (probably alive?) water bottles, and JUMPS on the ski lift which immediately starts lifting them up to the top of the mountain, wobbling precariously. The rats(?) attempt to follow, leaping, and all of them plummet straight into the impossibly long chasm below.
honestly fun fact this is a valid strategy good on him
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holyspirits) wrote2025-03-09 08:53 pm
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HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO CHECK HIS WATER BOTTLES FOR ALIVENESS EITHER so after he deals with the rats or attempts to deal with them and as the ski lift appears, he's just going to tear more fabric from his skirts so he can TRY TO BEAT OUT THE FIRES ON YVES AND URUHA. WHY IS IT ALWAYS YOU.
But then he will re-stack his pizzas and make a fucking dash for it toward the ski lift.]
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anyway FUCKING HELL 10X PAIN IS MAKING BEING ON FIRE HORRIFIC uruha can't even stop, drop, and roll? well i mean he has the first two covered. he's on the ground. but he's not rolling with a broken arm and a broken rib and also the rabbit with him.
but here's lucas to save the day and honestly uruha is in so much pain right now that he doesn't even have the strength to be paranoid of lucas or struggle out of his arms right now.]
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this plays as they go up.
Lucas manages to not only EXPLODE the rats(?) with his bare hands, covering himself and everyone around in goo honestly, he ALSO puts out the fire, grabs ALL of his (probably alive?) water bottles, and JUMPS on the ski lift which immediately starts lifting them up to the top of the mountain, wobbling precariously. The rats(?) attempt to follow, leaping, and all of them plummet straight into the impossibly long chasm below.
honestly fun fact this is a valid strategy good on him
up they go ...................... ]