Oh, that's good. If it ever comes back, if you text us when you see it, one of us should be able to contain it. Or just... stay out of its way until it leaves.
Oh, this? [ holding up PARASITE i typoed it ] It's this comic my boyfriend used to read. Some guy who gets-- you'll never guess it-- a parasite that gives him superhuman strength and makes him do all this evil stuff or whatever.
[ EXTREMELY dismissive of what they are reading but they'll show the cover ]
It's... interesting? [ they are trying to sound so polite ] The art is nice, but sci-fi horror isn't my genre of choice. But I'm not surprised he picked it up, it's the exact kind of thing you'd have expected him to read looking at him.
"A guy thing"... [ they sound amused ] I liked regular sci-fi fine, though it's kind of lost its appeal to me. I guess fantasy now? Something like that anyway. I haven't read any in ages, which is why I picked this one up.
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... At least it ended up leaving.
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Sorry. It's not funny. You're okay though?
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Just a little roughed up, but that's the story of my life at this point.
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I've got painkillers somewhere if you need them?
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No no no, it's okay! I just need to catch my breath and sit for a bit.
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Well, come here and sit with me, then, we can talk about non-bird related things.
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[ PLOPS DOWN ]
What're you reading?
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[ EXTREMELY dismissive of what they are reading but they'll show the cover ]
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[ RUTHLESS ]
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What about you? Do you ever read stuff like this?
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