Audience - Jacopo

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week 7, saturday

[batterypack]

[ she will just wander over to wherever he is in the neighborhood. ]

What do you think? Any last stops you want to make before tomorrow?

[obdure]

Corgi car.

[ YEAH? ]

[batterypack]

[ immediately perks up. ]

We should bring them some treats, don't you think? I think we can find a few at the cafe that may be dog-friendly. I bet they'd appreciate it.

[obdure]

I didn't know cafes provided treats for dogs...

[ he thought they were just for people, but there is approval? ]

[batterypack]

There are certain things that can be made with ingredients that are safe for dogs. [ gestures for him to follow... cafe first! ] Peanut butter's a good one, for example.

[obdure]

I see... My dog did like nuts.

[ TO THE CAFE... Where they get little treats for dogs too low to the ground. ]

[batterypack]

Oats and some vegetables are good for them, too. Maybe something like a carrot muffin would be good? [ entering the cafe! we are collecting little doggie-safe treats. it is w7 saturday, i am saying these exist and i do not care. ]

Or little ones like these. [ pointing out extremely cute little bone-shaped treats. ] We'll take a bunch and spread them out for them.

[obdure]

[ He will nod and let her make a selection, then make a small selection himself. ]

They're going to bombard us.

[batterypack]

Well yes. Isn't that the whole point? Who knows when you may come across a whole car full of friendly corgis?

[ once they have the treats... to the train! she still cannot teleport. ]

[obdure]

That's true. Dogs are a luxury.

[ it's okay. he is going to miss the train... it's very convenient transport. he's going to think about it so much his soul will be like yes........... transcontinental railroad..... ]

The last I was here, I got tiny wizard cursed.

[ He is still thinking about it. ]

[batterypack]

If you go for reincarnation after all, perhaps a tiny dog is what you need. [ onto the train... ]

Those wizards really were everywhere... don't tell me the last time was the time I'm thinking.

[ have you been back since before you died, sir. ]

[obdure]

I was thinking four dogs, actually. A cat, for Viktor, in spirit.

[ He has dreams already for a life he hasn't even lived. ]

I was here on Monday... [ So like. More recently cursed. ] Marcoh distracted them with rats.

[batterypack]

Four's a nice amount, but where did Viktor come into all of this? [ she is unaware of your party lore... ]

Monday wasn't that far away. Where did the rats come from?

[obdure]

... It was from party games. It isn't that important.

[ Dreams are but dreams. ]

I don't know. Marcoh just... Rats.

[batterypack]

I think it's a little important if you actually remember it. [ tell her about the kiss, coward. ]

You realize saying it that way makes it sound like you're implying Marcoh is made of rats. Is Marcoh made of rats?

[obdure]

[ the kiss doesn't matter because it wasn't out of love... ]

... I don't think so. He just made rats happen. Probably an item.

[batterypack]

[ acceptable. ]

As long as the rats were behaved and occupied the tiny wizards enough, I can't complain.

[ anyway after a short train ride... they are at the corgi car!! and she's stepping in to lead him along. ]

Let's find somewhere comfortable. Once they see what we've brought them, I have a feeling we won't be moving for a while.

[obdure]

Tamed eventually. [ Unsure about Viktor taming the smalls. ] Over there?

[ He points to a patch of greeeen. The dogs aren't all gathered there. Yet. ]

[batterypack]

There's good. [ bounds over to the green, looking over her shoulder to make sure he's following before she just settles down on the ground and begins pulling out her treats.

she at least waits until jacopo's seated before she brings her fingers up to her mouth and whistles.




several tiny ears immediately swivel toward them, and the sound of many paws thundering against the ground can be heard. oh lawd they comin'. ]

[obdure]

[ oh fucking god they start assaulting them and crawling over— ]

Why aren't they trained?!

[ it isn't an Actual complaint, really, just for the moment. ]

[batterypack]

[ blue, who is probably used to big dogs, immediately just starts laughing at him while adjusting the corgi brigade. ]

They're a free people! What did you expect? I think they're fairly polite all things considered. [ hehehehe? she's adjusting the dogs a little to break off a piece of a biscuit for some of them. ] They're just excited.

[obdure]

[ Jacopo is used to handling some dogs, NOT SO MANY CORGIS. Eventually, he adjusts each other to be laid onto their stomachs or on their back over his legs. There are many of them. ]

They're dogs, Zuriel. [ They aren't a people, even though he treats them better than people. ] Hey—hey!

[ Tries to make some dogs behave when they're sniffing too close to GOODIEs. ]

[batterypack]

[ I wish I were them, I would love to be covered in corgis. also unfortunately this is a girl who truly has a "WORMS FOR ALL" sign in her room at home, she's not going to care they're just puppies. ]

Just because they're dogs does that mean they have less rights? [ she is offering zero help and letting the dogs sneef and bully they way closer. her little gaggle of puppies all seem to be happy to wait as she distributes treats. ]

[obdure]

They don't need as many rights... They don't pay for lodgings, for food, or water...

[ He has given up. Some of the more excited corgis defeat him and make him their mattress. ]

[batterypack]

[ they are so right for this. become bed. also, she raises an eyebrow even higher. a few of her corgi crew realize this man is waving a white flag and trot over to investigate. ]

You didn't pay for any of those things here either, you know.