Honestly you might as well put them back. If people are going to harm each other, they will find a way. It’d be easy enough to break a glass bottle, or hit someone hard enough with anything sufficiently heavy.
Made a deal with a man, so I can't really go back on that. You understand. But then again there's nothing from stopping you guys from ordering stuff through the kiosk by now either.
[ they gesture behind them though, and if anders squints he will see a very thin outline of a hidden door. ]
I live in the back, yeah. Makes keeping the bar open 24/7 a little easier.
The man with the braid. [ that is all they say. anders can lean over the bar? there is nothing else to see besides that, and the bartender is watching this for a moment. ]
And I had to deal with two grown-ass men building blanket forts and spending the night here most of last week, a feral man in a child's body throwing pool balls at my windows and the saddest attempt at a fist fight without being able to kick them out. I think we're even.
If you know who took 'em, you know who I made a deal with. That's all.
[ shrug! ]
... it was that Thursday when all the doors locked. Pretty shitty way of finding out that was happening, by the way. But before that I kept folding up the blankets hoping they'd take the hint and... you know. They didn't.
[ it felt weird to have blanket forts in their place of business which is also kind of their living room, actually. ]
I'd be willing to call that a perfectly good use of magic, considering I've seen what happens when you go wrong with elixirs.
[ speaking of, he will rudely sort of. reach over the bar for a glass. time to test this out again. ]
Besides there's scales of impressive. I can cast a fireball, or heal a broken bone, but I hear in Tevinter the Archon's Palace floats. I wouldn't say I'm used to that.
Point. [ well. there is probably a glass there he can try to take. buddy, would you like that filled? they are watching to see how this test goes and listening to the second half of that. ]
No shit? [ said in a way like "whoa", but interested. ] Floating buildings are out of my experience, too, but you're right. There's levels of impressiveness. [ they consider this... ] Maybe I have a few things in my arsenal, but the Big Axolotl probably doesn't want me using them. So mixology it is.
No shit. I think. You hear all kinds of things about Tevinter, so sometimes it's hard to tell what's true, but ... architecture made possible only through arcane ritual, magic used for things as simple as shop signs and decorative fountains, the Magisters dueling on the streets. It all seems rather impressive.
[ hmm. claims they cant speak amphibian. takes orders from an amphibian. what is the truth. ]
[ they hold up both hands as if to say "no offense." ]
Hey, I didn't take powers from you. Also as far as I know they're not actually gone? Just dormant for now to keep you guys on the same level during the judgment period.
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Bartender.
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One of you stole all my darts, so I improvised.
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[ no weapons, I guess. ]
I can tell him to return them.
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[ no weapons... ]
Moved it into my apartment, and now you guys are stuck with this version until later. Lucky you.
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[ there are so many ways to do a violence. ]
You have a whole apartment?
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[ they gesture behind them though, and if anders squints he will see a very thin outline of a hidden door. ]
I live in the back, yeah. Makes keeping the bar open 24/7 a little easier.
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[ he will squint. and then rudely lean over the bar as if he can see better. ]
And yet, we have to have roommates and no privacy.
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And I had to deal with two grown-ass men building blanket forts and spending the night here most of last week, a feral man in a child's body throwing pool balls at my windows and the saddest attempt at a fist fight without being able to kick them out. I think we're even.
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... You really can't kick them out?
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[ shrug! ]
... it was that Thursday when all the doors locked. Pretty shitty way of finding out that was happening, by the way. But before that I kept folding up the blankets hoping they'd take the hint and... you know. They didn't.
[ it felt weird to have blanket forts in their place of business which is also kind of their living room, actually. ]
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[ no no, he believes them. he saw a bunch of huge men throw themselves at the bathroom door, so. that tracks. ]
Do you have any access to magic?
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[ it's a joke, they are gesturing to the alcohol behind them. ]
Maybe a couple of other things, but nothing impressive like what I'm sure you're used to.
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[ speaking of, he will rudely sort of. reach over the bar for a glass. time to test this out again. ]
Besides there's scales of impressive. I can cast a fireball, or heal a broken bone, but I hear in Tevinter the Archon's Palace floats. I wouldn't say I'm used to that.
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No shit? [ said in a way like "whoa", but interested. ] Floating buildings are out of my experience, too, but you're right. There's levels of impressiveness. [ they consider this... ] Maybe I have a few things in my arsenal, but the Big Axolotl probably doesn't want me using them. So mixology it is.
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[ hmm. claims they cant speak amphibian. takes orders from an amphibian. what is the truth. ]
But you can use it, if you want?
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[ don't worry about it. ]
I can if I want to. I just choose not to unless I need to.
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Hey, I didn't take powers from you. Also as far as I know they're not actually gone? Just dormant for now to keep you guys on the same level during the judgment period.