Audience - Wiš'adel

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[sarkazm]

Look, I just really hated him-!

[EVERYONE'S ASKING A LOT OF QUESTIONS ANSWERED BY HER 'GOT HATE CURSED AND STABBED A GUY' T-SHIRT]

[configurer]

Why was stabbing your first reflex! And why curse you against the new guy!

[ SHE'S TIRED ]

[sarkazm]

It wasn't my first reflex-! But I'd love to know who the fuck thought that was a good plan!

[configurer]

Then how did it escalate to that?

[ and also. same she also wants to know that going by her face ]

[sarkazm]

He was arguing with me.

[...]

I hated him, so I figured there must have been some reason! Aaaand what I guess I landed on was shit getting worse after he showed up.

[configurer]

Was he cursed to hate you too?

[sarkazm]

Didn't seem like it. But... Eupha might've been.

[configurer]

... Wow, I can't even imagine Eupha hating anyone.

[sarkazm]

Yeah, me either...? But she was pretty passive aggressive with me at first.

Tackled me after I stabbed Till, too.

[configurer]

That's probably a good thing. So you didn't outright kill him.

[sarkazm]

I mean, Shadowheart also knocked me out.

[configurer]

Why can't you guys ever have a normal day.

[sarkazm]

I'd love to know!

[configurer]

Is Till okay? Besides the. Stabbing.

[sarkazm]

Well, he was making eyes at Maomao after he told me before that he's already in love with somebody who isn't in our little slice of heaven? So. Take a guess.

[configurer]

Why.

[sarkazm]

I really, really couldn't tell you.

[configurer]

Right... [ just. sighing ] These items are a pain in my ass.

[sarkazm]

At least you don't have to deal with them as directly.

[a little shrug.]

By the way, I meant to ask-- Ram didn't really seem sure of how to explain 'em. Who's Caspian?

[configurer]

Kiraman, on the other side. [ a beat ] Also--you know that thing, about me having a son? Caspian's the dad.

[sarkazm]

Oh, shit, okay. Explains why she had no idea what to say about him.

...so does that make the gig a little awkward, or--?

[configurer]

No, Ramiel's confusion there is all her own.

[ dry. but; ]

It's not awkward. The whole situation is complicated, but it's not like he left me on purpose or anything like that. He was sort of dead at the time.

[sarkazm]

Hey, running into somebody who was dead can end up a lot weirder than you'd figure!

[a little shrug.]

But good. That'd be a hell of a work complication.

[configurer]

Oh, no, I knew he was alive. Got that little surprise out of the way a while back.

[sarkazm]

...so did he ever meet your kid?