Audience - Wiš'adel

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week 6, monday

[batterypack]

[ today, ms. zuriel is over at the misfortune teller and she's staring around the room in distain. she's also just glowering at this little chao.

this is precisely why nobody takes these things seriously. ]

A fortune cookie hardly counts as seeing the future.

[sarkazm]

How would they know, anyway... I don't bother with prophecy, that's the Cyclopes' thing, but even I know that's so full of shit.

[she cracks one open anyway. it says "your worst enemy has a crush on you!"

wooow. sucks for them.]

[batterypack]

I wouldn't say that all psychic ability is false. There are several who know exactly what they're doing and are good at their craft. Nothing like this though.

[ nosily looks at the fortune and raises an eyebrow. ]

[sarkazm]

Oh, sure. I've never heard about a Cyclops being wrong! But they wouldn't bother with this stuff.

[that eyebrow raise gets a little grin.]

My worst enemy is as good as dead regardless of how he feels about me, so this one would just be a shame. For him.

...well, moreso for me, I'd be fucking disgusted.

[batterypack]

No good psychic worth their salt would. Though I can't say I've ever met a cyclops at all, abilities or not.

[ there's a little snort though. ]

I suppose there's a reason he's the worst then?

[sarkazm]

They're another type of Sarkaz. Third eye and all-- a little like Eupha? I thought she was one of our kind at first.

[yay sarkaz lore. anyway.]

Have I not told you about the guy I gotta kill? That one.

[batterypack]

Huh. Usually a cyclopes to me would only have one eye. Not that I've ever met one of those either.

[ but she shrugs a little. ]

You have. You'd think he'd know not to try dating out of his league then. [ a joke... but also rip to that guy. ]

[sarkazm]

You'd think! Good thing for him that this is all a load of bunk, huh?

[batterypack]

It doesn't change the part he won't be alive for much longer the next time he sees you, you know.

[sarkazm]

Exaaaactly. I'm looking forward to it.

[batterypack]

I feel like you shouldn't be that excited to murder someone, but given the circumstances I suppose it's a little more fair.