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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-10 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on what you count as "taking care of it."

[says local woman who argued about eggs.]

Do you have a name, or not?
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-10 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Making nice has never been my favorite.

[she takes a lil sip... and nods approvingly.]

Ooh, it's got a bite. Not bad.
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-10 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Got it in one-- not that that's a hard one.

[she doesn't keep it secret whatsoever.]

I wouldn't have made much of a merc if I wasn't!
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-11 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Lost track of how many years. Pretty much... ever since I picked a knife up?
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-11 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Enough to survive on-- and fund a couple personal projects of mine. Always write the costs of ammo into your contract, make anyone who screws you over live to regret it, and it's not a bad gig.
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-11 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Depends. I've hopped around to higher bidders often enough, buuut... the last one I was on, I figured I'd stick with for a while. No one gets me indefinitely unless I'm deciding when to call it off.
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-11 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
I don't take it. And if they try to make that into a problem... well, we've been over what happens if anyone gets in the way.
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-11 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Not if I don't feel like it. You can get around most orders if you try, anyway.
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-12 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you just have to get good at getting what you want in other ways.

Don't get me wrong. I've had assignments I didn't like doing... but what they were paying me? That wasn't what I was getting out of it.
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-13 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
A good shot at their leader.

[it's the third option.]
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-13 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Point blank.

And the bitch still managed not to die.
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[personal profile] sarkazm 2025-02-13 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
At the time? Got blown through a few fucking walls. I can't believe she made it through that, it was one of my better bombs...

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