Audience - Wiš'adel

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Comments

[sarkazm]

I don't really see how it ends up being detrimental, if the sword didn't help him anyway. Might as well put us all on even ground when it comes to that.

[configurer]

I don't think you would be on an even ground. Some of you can fight and some can't, weapon or not. [ a beat ] Don't you have your thing anyway?

[sarkazm]

Technically, yeah, but this old fart doesn't run on ammo or anything. He can't do shit right now besides float around and--

[a pause, huffing at the launcher.]

-and complain at me! Exactly like that!

[configurer]

It can talk to you?

[ :O ]

[sarkazm]

Oh, yeah. He's real talkative. I haven't had a single day of peace since I picked up this grumpy hunk of junk!

[configurer]

You picked it up? Wait, do you even know why it talks?

[sarkazm]

Duh?

[c'mon gams she's not an idiot she didn't pick up a talking cannon blindly.]

He's a revenant. Sarkaz ancestor, full of rage and vengeance blah blah blah... he's gotten his clarity back, though, this guy's settled down a lot since I first ran into him.

[as for the launcher:]

This used to be an airship engine, but after I yanked it out, I figured it looked enough like a cannon to replace the weapons that somebody destroyed! [thunks a fist on him.]

[configurer]

[ she mostly thought she was assigned a talking cannon instead ]

Oh, so, magic. [ it's a ghost.. she thought it was a cool ai... ] Did you modify the launcher yourself then?

[sarkazm]

Nah, he's self-modifying. Usually he'd be able to consolidate these parts here, shift 'em around a bit for extra firepower in the barrel.

[configurer]

That's kind of cool. Self-modifying weapon.