I wanna toss out a disclaimer that some of these drinks are the bar fixtures and not my idea. I've tried to pull them from the menu and... yeah, I got nothing. But that explains the wig. How long's that supposed to last?
I would be very hard-pressed to believe heaven would leave you bald. If the guacamole soda only lasted a few hours I'm sure your beautiful hair will be back in no time.
[ there's no verbal response but the body language is relaxed all the same, like they're fine with her saying this. but they are eyeing the wig... ]
No? I wouldn't say it's bad but, uh, yeah not really what I expected. Couldn't find a different one? I mean I guess unexpected balding doesn't give you much time to plan.
They were all ugly, so it didn't seem worth trying to be picky. At least with this one, it looks like I picked it on purpose to be obvious.
[instead of just looking like she tried to find a wig that looked like her hair and failed. but also i was making a joke about her hair becoming white later.]
[yeah she changes her hairstyle in Act 3, depending on how things went down she either dyes it white or doesn't. either way she gets rid of the horrible bangs though.]
...Thanks. That does reassure me. Though I admittedly wouldn't mind seeing your face for real.
Then consider my job done. [ haha. but they shrug to that. ] I don't know how that's gonna work. Your eyes will adjust for the Angels, eventually, but I'm not that high-ranking. I might be regulated to... uh, well, basic NPC status for your stay here.
Probably more time. Probably the end of the trial period, and if you became permanent residents of heaven? I'm not... really a part of all of this. I'm extra hands, but I don't have the same job or abilities as the Angels. I'd ask God, but they tend to ignore me. So I get most of my information from the Angels and you guys.
[ which is fair, they think, since they are just a person who's extra help rather than proctoring the whole thing. ]
Always has. I'm surprised I got their attention to get this job, but that was probably just because nobody else was gonna ask. But they've got a pretty packed schedule with the Angels and still overseeing the rest of heaven. Most things I need I can probably ask one of them anyway.
[ but they take time to collect their thoughts on the matter of heaven. ]
... it's kinda beautiful. Like. I was always told it was this wide open space full of light and angels and good things and nobody has to struggle and everything you could ever want is there. And I guess that's kind of true but less... untouchable? Maybe that's the word for it. I kinda figured I'd never end up here because heaven is usually reserved for the best of the best. If you pass judgment, you're in.
But there's probably thousands of islands across the whole of heaven for just about anything you can think of with trains taking you wherever you wanna go, whenever you want. There's always people around and nobody seems to actively cause problems like they would back where they're from. Like yeah there's disputes and people pick fights because that's normal, but it's nothing dangerous. Heaven has their own protocols for handling varying levels of sins. It's surprisingly well-run but it's... huge. You could be here forever and probably not see all of it.
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So heavenly... And then I had a drink here that turned me bald.
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[pleased. hope you're not 12.]
I will hope for accuracy, then. I don't know if this color suits.
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No? I wouldn't say it's bad but, uh, yeah not really what I expected. Couldn't find a different one? I mean I guess unexpected balding doesn't give you much time to plan.
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[instead of just looking like she tried to find a wig that looked like her hair and failed. but also i was making a joke about her hair becoming white later.]
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[ i truly have been sitting here going "what happens to her hair in bg3" because i keep seeing pictures where it's white, help. ]
Give it a couple of hours and you'll probably be fine.
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...Thanks. That does reassure me. Though I admittedly wouldn't mind seeing your face for real.
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Then consider my job done. [ haha. but they shrug to that. ] I don't know how that's gonna work. Your eyes will adjust for the Angels, eventually, but I'm not that high-ranking. I might be regulated to... uh, well, basic NPC status for your stay here.
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[ which is fair, they think, since they are just a person who's extra help rather than proctoring the whole thing. ]
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...What is Heaven like, outside this place? Will you tell me?
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[ but they take time to collect their thoughts on the matter of heaven. ]
... it's kinda beautiful. Like. I was always told it was this wide open space full of light and angels and good things and nobody has to struggle and everything you could ever want is there. And I guess that's kind of true but less... untouchable? Maybe that's the word for it. I kinda figured I'd never end up here because heaven is usually reserved for the best of the best. If you pass judgment, you're in.
But there's probably thousands of islands across the whole of heaven for just about anything you can think of with trains taking you wherever you wanna go, whenever you want. There's always people around and nobody seems to actively cause problems like they would back where they're from. Like yeah there's disputes and people pick fights because that's normal, but it's nothing dangerous. Heaven has their own protocols for handling varying levels of sins. It's surprisingly well-run but it's... huge. You could be here forever and probably not see all of it.