Audience- Yoji Uruha

[holyspirits]

Comments

[kumeyuri]

[help]

That's what I want to know, Zuriel.

[holyspirits]

Um. Heaven is a mysterious place?
Animals usually get a free pass anyway, I think.

[kumeyuri]

Even vicious, demonic, three-headed geese?

[holyspirits]

We temporarily allowed Brimstone in, didn't we.

[kumeyuri]

Hey, be nice, Zuriel...

[holyspirits]

That was perfectly nice.

[ there is then an embarrassingly long time between messages. and then: ]

😒

[kumeyuri]

?

[holyspirits]

??

[kumeyuri]

What's the face for?

[holyspirits]

I didn't say it to be rude.

[ yeah they are protesting. they don't care about being rude, but that time they weren't! ]

[kumeyuri]

All right. Some things get lost in text.

[holyspirits]

This is why I actually hate these things sometimes.
All I'm saying is that even violent things deserve a little bit of grace if they've been allowed here. The goose could not have gotten in on its own, and neither could Brimstone. So we have to accept both for now.

[ they did not have to explain the comparison, but. ]

[kumeyuri]

Do we still have to accept the goose when it's both a safety hazard and a probable violation of noise regulations?

[holyspirits]

Supposedly heaven is supposed to accept all animals.
Personally, I think if the thing attacks you, you can try and attack it back.

[kumeyuri]

We've been doing that. "Try" is apparently the operative word because that thing is impervious, which feels a little unfair.

[holyspirits]

Not that I think this will work, but have you tried killing it with kindness?

[kumeyuri]

Huh?

[holyspirits]

Like being nice to it even while it's lashing out.
Again, I doubt it would work, but some things do respond nicer to it.

[kumeyuri]

I did see some people try feeding it, though I'm not sure how well that went for them.

[holyspirits]

Well, no one lost any fingers right? I would count that as a victory against all goose kind.