INTEREST CHECK
FLAVOR TEXT IS NOT MY JOB - Cola 2k25
Hihi, and welcome to our interest check for
turboheaven, an upcoming murdergame set to open February 7th, 2025. Turboheaven is a game where all participants will be dead upon arriving in-game, though the nature of your character’s death is up to you. They may not even remember it. That sort of thing is personal, you know? Besides, characters are going to have plenty to keep them busy while they're here. Curious? Read more on our game info page.
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With that introduction to pique your curiosity, here are some highlights to keep in mind:
• Characters will have a set canonpoint, but will arrive post-death. Players are free to either use a canonical death to send their characters to Heaven, or they may make up a situation based on their canon (i.e. an AU where they lost a fight, maybe they fell off a cliff, maybe they got crushed by a falling toilet from space, etc.)
• Due to the nature of the game, our age limit is characters must be a minimum of 15 years old, and even that is a case by case basis. Characters will have access to all kinds of temptations here in Heaven, so we ask players to keep that in mind. That said, characters of any origin, shape, or form may be applied to this game, so long as there's a way that they can be killed. If you're unsure of what you may have in mind, feel free to ask!
• Powers will be nerfed upon a character's arrival. But fear not! Perhaps you'll earn something even better down the line.
• Character cast caps are set by default at three per canon, but we're willing to be flexible on a case-by-case basis, depending on the canon and characters at issue. If a cast is at cap, please talk to the mods!
• For this game, we ask that players think about apping characters who are going to be willing to play along with the game's mechanics and participate to the best of their ability. We'd like to see characters who have stakes and interest in achieving a goal outside of accepting death and maybe even characters who might take matters into their own hands...if you know what we mean.
• With that in mind, while it's easier to have a character that would be willing to kill, this is not entirely necessary! Characters should have some negative qualities to draw from, but pures will be able to murder just as well as antagonists. We as mods will have options in place to ensure murders occur each week, but we will always encourage characters who might just kill on their own. It's fine.
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Still interested? Be sure to check out the Game Info post for a more detailed rundown of the game and read on for our terms to reserving your spot on 1/20/2025.
This game will run on an invite-only basis. If you received an invite from Cola, Ty or Zia, you're golden. At this time, we are putting a soft cap on +1s. If you have questions or would like to check on this cap, please feel free to ask us in a group DM and we can discuss based on availability.
For now, please fill out the following form & submit it as a reply to this post. Comment around and scream at each other to your heart’s content ♥
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Timezone: EST
Preferred contact: mg plurk
Character Considerations: in no particular order
Michael Corleone - The Godfather (Part 3)
M3gan - M3gan
Tashi Duncan - Challengers
The Baby - Rosemary's Baby
Erin Brockovich - reality
but I think I've resigned myself to Richie Tozier - It (novel). It's time for me to backslide into 2018. That said if miro gives Fear & Hunger Termina that beefy lore update right before game starts I just might fucking lose it and swerve into a separate, equally awful set of sewer horrors.
Likelihood: 90%, very desperate to play murderbarbies again but accounting for chaos of the universe.
Concerns: Regret to inform you that Ben Wishaw is the PB, as I have now seen him a million times over a hundred journals. I innocently chose him back in the day because i needed a weird/funny looking guy with shitheel expressions, a plausibly well-to-do 80s fit and coiffure, and smoking + glasses alters. Foolishly, I forgot that he played that twink Q in the daniel craig bond films, and also that nothing makes fandom cream their pants like a weird looking white man.
I'm sorry.
"Kabby, why don't you just use icons from the sequel" HAHA WHAT SEQUEL
Other: I tried looking up fresh memes since all mine are on an antiquated hard drive at home, but then i saw pennywise in a loving embrace with art the clown from the Terrifier trilogy, as well as him with a cat tail doing the elevator butt while getting ass skritches from somebody's OC. I don't want to look any further, frankly.
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hoo-rah
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I SAW THIS ODDLY SHAPED MAN FIRST!!!
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YAYWON THIS BOOK IS TOO BIG
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i smooch haru and prepare to love and cherish whomever you do bring in her stead
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we can pretend we live in a better world than this
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and god i'm losing it mashes my face against the pages
it's personal now i REFUSE TO LOSE
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They're all finally in the same room together...after 500 pages....incredible stuff
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puts this man in my mouth
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Don't do that he's been in the sewers