[ Listen, judging by your reputation as C&C, stealth may not really be what you're known for. but times are desperate, as you can probably presume by the way Noa's smile stays tight. ]
"The Idol was initially in the self-reflection room for hacking our school database and changing their own attendance records... as well as those of many others... so that they could go to karaoke during class hours. Which might not have been quite so bad had they not also billed it to the school itself, then changed all of their school grades to reflect their karaoke grades.
I think you would remember if you had ever met them before. They are a constant headache. As for their capture, we'll leave your methods up to you. You are the fixers, after all. But I'll answer anything I can to help you formulate a plan."
[Things really escalated, from just hacking and changing attendance records, to going all the way up to doing outrageous crimes. What a person this Idol must be.
So of course, Akihiko asks:]
Their appearance would be a good start. We can't catch someone if we don't know how they look like.
[ well. alright. zhongli considers this before he circles back to the other school. ]
Is there not a point of contact at Odyssey? If this student has caused this level of trouble, here, then surely they will do the same at their school if left to their own devices.
[ he'd ask if they're cleared for force to retrieve The Idol, but. well. guns don't kill people! ]
"We can't guarantee they won't be in some sort of disguise, but your target is a little on the short side, thin, and has pale skin. Their hair is grey and their eyes are teal. Their halo is neon green and resembles graffiti, or so I'm told.
Unfortunately things with Odyssey are... Well, they're good for the time being, but mostly because we don't interfere with one another's business.
We managed to follow The Idol's phone's signal out to The Golden Fleece - one of the Odyssey's ships. But The Idol is a bit too savvy to not have blocked us out eventually. And with some help, we've learned that this ship is officially 'retired' but... Has been being used as a sailing casino.
Which contributes to why Odyssey wouldn't want us to retrieve them. They've been forging bonds in Seminar's name again and spending them with reckless abandon. From Odyssey's perspective, we would be sniping a valuable "Whale" from them, out on the open seas. Their own territory.
But if they aren't retrieved soon, Seminar is likely to be bankrupt within a week!"
[ great. a sigh, but at least akihiko is getting the next question to come to mind out of the way. they should definitely do this commission, for the sake of seminar!
except they could just leave. that's still on the table, he reminds himself - if not for all of them, then at least laurence's sake, considering he's not a combatant and certainly still very much on the living side of heaven. ]
And if Odyssey catches us there, on the Golden Fleece? Will extraction be possible, or are we on our own, there, and meant to make our way out with no outside assistance?
Well there's ways to go in besides straightforward. We could sneak into the employee area and put work uniforms on. Then we could move around the casino freely.
[Well. Maybe not the teens. But they can just claim to be 18, it's fine.]
"With your skills, I imagine you'll have it done by the end of the day! As for The Idol's skills - they're no pushover. Despite all their time spent in the self-reflection room, we do still leave them with study supplies. They use a machine gun, and while they're a little more prone to running than fighting, they do tend to play dirty, so keep that in mind.
If Odyssey were to catch you as... guests, I suppose that might not be too problematic. As long as you're able to extract the target somehow. Though for obvious reasons we can't currently offer you a stipend to help with blending in, either for clothes or gambling.
We'll be in contact while you're aboard, so extraction... May be possible. It's going to depend on the situation. Should you be caught, we don't exactly want to send a Seminar helicopter to retrieve you. We don't want them knowing that this is a school matter and not an independent act. So if things go awry, hopefully you've got a backup plan. It might not hurt to check in with other departments before you head out. They might have more... unaffiliated resources.
Ultimately the goal is for them to be mad that their cash-cow is gone without pointing to us as a school for having taken them away."
but zhongli considers before he decides they're ready to leave, hand to chin. ]
Would you have any deparments in particular you would recommend? [ for them to hit up. because he doesn't know but also does know? probably? although he's a little hesitant to do that, considering it's probably going to mean they're going to see some familiar faces. ]
Hmm... Let's see... The clubs that are still on campus right now are Seminar, Veritas, The Engineering Club, The Game Development Department, the Super Phenomenon Task Force, the Athletics Training Club, and... Well, yourselves, C&C! But you do have all of Kivotos at your disposal if you wanted to check in with another school. I wonder if that might even help you to look more like you're acting independently?
Anyway, I'm sure any one of our clubs would have an idea of how to get onboard a ship in the middle of the ocean. It's just a matter of whether you think it's a good idea or not.
[No we can't; Akihiko simply isn't used to asking people unrelated to the club he's in. S.E.E.S never went asking for help for its activities, for obvious reasons, so his immediate reaction is to say C&C can too. It's a habit!]
[ Noa just believes Akihiko at face value that the four of you have a way of getting to a ship that is, again, in the middle of the ocean. yeah! why wouldn't you! and she nods at Laurence's question. You can still ask her more questions I'm just not doing the code for a 'yes correct.'
You're all familiar with the clubs in Millennium, since it's your own school. Athletics, Engineering, and Game Dev all speak for themselves, but for clarity, you also know that Veritas is a hacker club, and the Super Phenomenon Task Force is an occult research club.
You're not as sure about the clubs in other schools, but you know the basics about the schools themselves if you wanted to check them out instead.
Trinity: a traditional catholic school full of sweet angels who never tried to overthrow the government. Gehenna: a chaos hell school full of little gremlins who try to overthrow the government every day. Abydos: poor. SRT: advanced poor. they are homeless and live in the park. Valkyrie: cops Red Winter: russia Shanhaijing: tourism hyakkiyako: japan
and regarding transformation... he won't know until he tries............ (but no, none magic or transformations. rip.) ]
[None of the other schools come across as particularly useful, thinks Akihiko, it's unlikely they'll get to the ship through the power of catolicism or something]
Let's go.
[He answers that to Zhongli, and gets to leave. Let's see...]
We heard all the details we might need. Are we actually doing this? Knowing our reputation, we might be the ones bankrupting Seminar anyway.
[With our penchant for excessive damaging and going over budget, we'll end up sinking that ship or something. If the Idol doesn't bankrupt Seminar, there's a chance we will]
[ zhongli is quiet for a moment, thinking, once they're by themselves again. he keeps one hand to his chin, the other cupping his elbow, and just closes his eyes - though he does make a faint noise when addressed, to acknowledge ali. ]
I do not feel my power, here. But I know that I can easily carry an icebox [ fridge ] with little trouble, when not at my full strength.
Knowing, now, what we do... I am not adverse to trying to find another way out of this scenario, but oftentimes domains will require you to meet a threshold before you can leave them, back in Teyvat, and it sounds as if that is no different here. No one I've spoken to has made it sound as if there was an alternative.
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If nothing else, I don't think any of us have met the Idol before. We would have an easier time of being stealthy than anyone else.
[Boys? In an all-girl game? Clearly they must be side characters! Nobody will suspect them.]
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(laurence himself is not made for stealth) ]
I don't know any "Idol"... [ hmm. ] What does a stealth capture mean, exactly? How are we supposed to blend in or whatever?
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I think you would remember if you had ever met them before. They are a constant headache. As for their capture, we'll leave your methods up to you. You are the fixers, after all. But I'll answer anything I can to help you formulate a plan."
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So of course, Akihiko asks:]
Their appearance would be a good start. We can't catch someone if we don't know how they look like.
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Is there not a point of contact at Odyssey? If this student has caused this level of trouble, here, then surely they will do the same at their school if left to their own devices.
[ he'd ask if they're cleared for force to retrieve The Idol, but. well. guns don't kill people! ]
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Does Idol have a phone? We might be able to track her from her phone's signal.
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does he actually have anything to contribute here uhhhhh ]
Do you know anything about where in Odyssey they'd be?
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Unfortunately things with Odyssey are... Well, they're good for the time being, but mostly because we don't interfere with one another's business.
We managed to follow The Idol's phone's signal out to The Golden Fleece - one of the Odyssey's ships. But The Idol is a bit too savvy to not have blocked us out eventually. And with some help, we've learned that this ship is officially 'retired' but... Has been being used as a sailing casino.
Which contributes to why Odyssey wouldn't want us to retrieve them. They've been forging bonds in Seminar's name again and spending them with reckless abandon. From Odyssey's perspective, we would be sniping a valuable "Whale" from them, out on the open seas. Their own territory.
But if they aren't retrieved soon, Seminar is likely to be bankrupt within a week!"
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[Well, as far as information goes...there's only one last thing left. Akihiko's hand goes to wherever he stashed the pistol he has]
Fighting capabilities. Tell all you know about it. What kind of fight should we expect to happen if it goes awry and this Idol catches us?
[Because that's a very plausible possibility. You never know how rolls might go!]
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except they could just leave. that's still on the table, he reminds himself - if not for all of them, then at least laurence's sake, considering he's not a combatant and certainly still very much on the living side of heaven. ]
And if Odyssey catches us there, on the Golden Fleece? Will extraction be possible, or are we on our own, there, and meant to make our way out with no outside assistance?
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[Well. Maybe not the teens. But they can just claim to be 18, it's fine.]
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Aren't they going to know this "whale" is gone, anyway? They're still going to be pissed about it.
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If Odyssey were to catch you as... guests, I suppose that might not be too problematic. As long as you're able to extract the target somehow. Though for obvious reasons we can't currently offer you a stipend to help with blending in, either for clothes or gambling.
We'll be in contact while you're aboard, so extraction... May be possible. It's going to depend on the situation. Should you be caught, we don't exactly want to send a Seminar helicopter to retrieve you. We don't want them knowing that this is a school matter and not an independent act. So if things go awry, hopefully you've got a backup plan. It might not hurt to check in with other departments before you head out. They might have more... unaffiliated resources.
Ultimately the goal is for them to be mad that their cash-cow is gone without pointing to us as a school for having taken them away."
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Akihiko nods, believing there was enough information to go on. No more questions from him. How are you all doing, gang, you ready?]
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but zhongli considers before he decides they're ready to leave, hand to chin. ]
Would you have any deparments in particular you would recommend? [ for them to hit up. because he doesn't know but also does know? probably? although he's a little hesitant to do that, considering it's probably going to mean they're going to see some familiar faces. ]
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We probably shouldn't wear school uniforms then, if we don't want attention drawn to the school.
[Time for maid uniforms, it is the perfect cover. Clearly maids aren't students, right?]
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Anyway, I'm sure any one of our clubs would have an idea of how to get onboard a ship in the middle of the ocean. It's just a matter of whether you think it's a good idea or not.
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[No we can't; Akihiko simply isn't used to asking people unrelated to the club he's in. S.E.E.S never went asking for help for its activities, for obvious reasons, so his immediate reaction is to say C&C can too. It's a habit!]
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that is not comforting for anyone. ]
... thank you, Miss Noa. We will see what we can do, and what might be the best group to reach out to, should we need assistance. Shall we, gentleman?
[ we need to go talk about this shit and also? decide? also there are so many clubs here. ]
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Ali waits until they are alone to ask a question:]
I can carry about a hundred pounds while flying. How about you, Zhongli?
[Can they even change here? He has no idea.]
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Other schools wouldn't mind helping out with this...?
[ he's good to go discuss but. do they even know what that entails. ]
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You're all familiar with the clubs in Millennium, since it's your own school. Athletics, Engineering, and Game Dev all speak for themselves, but for clarity, you also know that Veritas is a hacker club, and the Super Phenomenon Task Force is an occult research club.
You're not as sure about the clubs in other schools, but you know the basics about the schools themselves if you wanted to check them out instead.
Trinity: a traditional catholic school full of sweet angels who never tried to overthrow the government.
Gehenna: a chaos hell school full of little gremlins who try to overthrow the government every day.
Abydos: poor.
SRT: advanced poor. they are homeless and live in the park.
Valkyrie: cops
Red Winter: russia
Shanhaijing: tourism
hyakkiyako: japan
and regarding transformation... he won't know until he tries............ (but no, none magic or transformations. rip.) ]
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Let's go.
[He answers that to Zhongli, and gets to leave. Let's see...]
We heard all the details we might need. Are we actually doing this? Knowing our reputation, we might be the ones bankrupting Seminar anyway.
[With our penchant for excessive damaging and going over budget, we'll end up sinking that ship or something. If the Idol doesn't bankrupt Seminar, there's a chance we will]
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I do not feel my power, here. But I know that I can easily carry an icebox [ fridge ] with little trouble, when not at my full strength.
Knowing, now, what we do... I am not adverse to trying to find another way out of this scenario, but oftentimes domains will require you to meet a threshold before you can leave them, back in Teyvat, and it sounds as if that is no different here. No one I've spoken to has made it sound as if there was an alternative.
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