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THE END

[personal profile] fried 2025-02-20 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ congratulations you have solved my war puzzle

i don't have any poetic ending for you - all four of you survived the horrors of war, and also somehow managed to defeat hoolay in various chaotic ways! amazing! here's some facts and things for you:

» you can take whatever injuries you want from this cyoa and keep them, though please remember we do not have a clinic or healing pods
» you have been in this cyoa for like a hundred years and a month, give or take. the month is the most clear to you, and the hundred years are more jumbled and heavy and distant, but that is a thing.
» you may come out of cyoa as a furry, and if you were mara-struck, you can look like that, though only for the extent of the exit.

rewards (they are all phone keychains):
» a spicy hot pot: curse someone to have no filter for 6 hours.
» a bowl of noodles: for one hour, make someone very friendly and more agreeable to your suggestions. this effect ends if you try to harm them.
» an eggplant: your dick grows ten times bigger (no, this one is choose someone to go blind for three hours)
» a fluffy tail: heal someone, but they grow a tail for an hour. big and fluffy.

and now for the post cyoa effects:
» sometimes, you think you're still in the war AU and forget your own identity.
» every so often you just lose a random sense. you go blind, or everything tastes like ash in your mouth, etc.
» sometimes you lose all of your emotions entirely and just numb yourself out.
» you can play with any and all of these as much or as little as you'd like!

AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR RUNNING THIS HARD WITH ME you were a delight <3 ]