Audience - Anders

[holyspirits]

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[configurer]

You say that, but everyone here gets freaked out when I just appear next to them even when I tell them.

[ sorry she is immediately crouching next to the kitty and holding out a closed hand ]

Aww, aren't you cute.

[spiritbalm]

Well, it's not exactly a power everyone is used to seeing. Mages from Thedas can't teleport.

[ they can step through the Fade, for a short distance, but there's no such thing as dnd style straight up teleporting.

the kitty is so immediately friendly. head empty, only pets.]

I think we've decided she's Lady Qui'skers.

[configurer]

Mages can't? I'd have thought wizards would've been the first one to figure that out.

[ scritching the kitty under its chin and around the ears ]

Lady Qui'skers? Like Whiskers? It's not a bad one.

[spiritbalm]

It's one of the three rules of magic. [ though. the other two are also already broken. so. ] You cannot enter the Fade physically, you cannot return the dead to true life, and you cannot travel long distances through the use of magic.

[ so. waggles hand. ]

Apparently Qui is a Sarkaz word for luck.

[configurer]

And those rules have never been broken?

[ immediately. she pets the cat and nods at that, although; ]

Knowing Wis, you're sure it's not the Sarkaz word for "fuck" and she's having you on? [ this is said extremely fondly though ]

[spiritbalm]

Well. Hawke apparently died while in the Fade physically.

[ so. ]

If she is, then she'll have to be the one who lived with cursing a sweet little innocent kitten with that name?

[configurer]

Okay, out of all of them, that's kind of not what I thought would be broken first.

[ why is hawke the way he is - gam with no context of dragon age ]

I think that's exactly the sort of knowledge she'd get a kick out of, honestly.

[spiritbalm]

Which one would you think?

[ to be fair, hawke didn't cause the problem. ]

Well-- maybe.

[configurer]

I'd assume the teleportation thing. It's the most convenient one.

[ she assumes all advances are made for convenience or evil capitalism. no middle ground. ]

Honestly, I'd respect someone named Lady Fuck Whiskers, so maybe it doesn't matter.