You could. Aren't you a god? You haven't dealt with displeased customers before? I suppose our Maker has Andraste field all of our desperate prayers, so He does not have to deal with them.
[ he recognizes this level of karening is probably unprecendented. ]
So what's next? We simply keep killing each other?
I could stop replying, is what I mean. But I will not. Several areas of Heaven have been ruled out to house the source of the threat. Efforts are being doubled to review for oddities. Killing each other was not the plan.
[ there is a long enough pause as if maybe god really did just leave anders on read again. ]
Search everywhere inside this space for any signs of the missing souls. Look for anything unusual. Do not try to protect people who seem affected. Keeping them here will only prolong the problem. If the killings continue, we need to reshape the souls. These are not easy choices, and they are not choices I would ask anyone to make. I can see everything. Some of you still are withholding information and things you know. Change that.
I honestly thought they would have told you! When people disappear on Thursday, it seems they're getting strange messages in the following days. Codes, apparently. The one Richie's group received was "Knock Knock." Wis'adel's group got one that says "WITH THE KNOWLEDGE ... BEING MANIPULATED" "THIS ENTIRE THING HAS BEEN SAN (cut off) SAD" "WHOS THERE? ... BOO" "OPEN THE DOOR UNWARY OF ANY THREAT."
Edited (j/k i literally just got the others ) 2025-03-08 02:38 (UTC)
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The Angels have delivered word on our situation as it currently stands.
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[ he recognizes this level of karening is probably unprecendented. ]
So what's next? We simply keep killing each other?
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But I will not.
Several areas of Heaven have been ruled out to house the source of the threat. Efforts are being doubled to review for oddities.
Killing each other was not the plan.
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[ the killing each other not being planned part.]
I won't sit and wait for death to arrive at my doorstep again.
What can I do?
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Search everywhere inside this space for any signs of the missing souls.
Look for anything unusual.
Do not try to protect people who seem affected. Keeping them here will only prolong the problem.
If the killings continue, we need to reshape the souls.
These are not easy choices, and they are not choices I would ask anyone to make.
I can see everything. Some of you still are withholding information and things you know.
Change that.
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Have you heard the Knock Knock jokes?
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Knock Knock?
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God who?
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So. The Knock Knock jokes?
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When people disappear on Thursday, it seems they're getting strange messages in the following days. Codes, apparently.
The one Richie's group received was "Knock Knock."
Wis'adel's group got one that says "WITH THE KNOWLEDGE ... BEING MANIPULATED"
"THIS ENTIRE THING HAS BEEN SAN (cut off) SAD"
"WHOS THERE? ... BOO"
"OPEN THE DOOR UNWARY OF ANY THREAT."
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They tell me what they know. We talk as often as I can make time.
It's only those people? No other hidden messages?
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Should there be more?
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But I do think there are missing pieces.
Does everyone else know? That people are getting these.
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The decision is ultimately yours.
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